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imagine being darth vader waiting LITERALLY twenty years to kill obi wan kenobi. revenge is one of the few things keeping you going. your time finally comes when your old master boards the death star. and instead of putting up a proper fight he lets you strike him down and has the audacity to disappear into thin air leaving only his fucking robes! how utterly unsatisfying. obi wan knew what he was doing. that lil smirk said it all. he asked himself, am I the drama? why yes! and poofed out of existence

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like if you save or © howrobyn

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not to be lewd but who’s gonna stand with me in the halls of healing after the battle of the pelennor fields and hold my hand and tell me that the chill in the air is just the damp of the first spring rain and say “i do not believe this darkness will endure”

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@tj-crochets

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As a Boromir lover what is you thoughts on Faramir? The lesser brother.

I thought Denethor died, but here he is sending me asks

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Tell me this is the future, I won’t believe you. Tell me I’m living, I won’t believe you.

Louise Glück, excerpt of “October”  for Matty

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no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

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a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

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So I just had the most BUCK-FUCKIN-WILD conversation with my friend from Michigan:

I FEEL LIKE I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

This is like the MCDOGS post YOU KNOW THE ONE;

Arright arright arright this is probably gonna reach like tree people max but sound off in the tags if your area got Depot Dogs at the Home Depot I g e n u i n e l y need to know

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i should be the one thanking you ❤💙

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Fortunately, I am mighty!

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Litarnes on Instagram

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Zutara + being the textbook definition of development. ♡

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ATLA: Zuko and his dual swords

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I started binge-watching ATLA again now that it's on netflix and the sheer Zuko brainrot I have is unbelievable.