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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

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Great idea: A nature documentary about the most scientifically accurate, realistic, and lovingly rendered dinosaurs, but it's narrated by just some guy who knows nothing about dinosaurs and is also really fucking high. Like just going

"Holy shit look at this guy. Fuck look at that fella. It's like a parrot with fingers. It could probably open a coke can. Look at him go."

Dinosaur: KAAA! :V

[moved to tears] "Holy shit you're so right little dude. No idea what you're saying but you're so right."

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Shawn Braley Illustration

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quickest glow up tips i know ✿

learn how to breathe — you have to engage in conscious breathing often

learn how to stretch — especially if you're sedentary and sit for hours

learn how to cook — at least three meals, or two meals and a snack

learn to look people in the eye — it keeps you present in the conversation

learn to leave — letting go is as important as any attachment you may have

learn to be bored — constant stimulation will sicken your brain and soul

you are light, you just have to remember to shine ♡

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Taking care of yourself is productive.

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Prageeta Sharma, from “I Am Learning to Find the Horizons of Peace”, You Are Here: Poetry in the Natural World

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I hate cultural pressure restricting clothing. Imagine living in a world where absolutely nobody can give you shit about what you do or don't feel like wearing today. Like you could just go out in nothing but flip-flops and a thong one day because you didn't feel like wearing clothes, and the next day you're going out in full niqab because you woke up this morning and thought "hmm. no thank you. nobody gets to see even a glimpse of me today."

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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

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Nihilisme as a coping mechanism? Guilty

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I am disciplined and consistent

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she's likes to spend time by herself.

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70 days till summer

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The 5 Breakfasts That Keep Me Snatched and Sane

by Soleau Club

Breakfast can either set you up to be that girl or leave you bloated, crashing, and wondering why you’re emotionally spiraling by 11 a.m. I’ve done the trial and (digestive) error, and these are the five breakfasts that never play me. They keep my waistline tight, my blood sugar cute, and my vibe high.

Here’s what’s actually on my morning menu when I want to feel full, hot, and hormonally unbothered:

1. The Glow Bowl

This is my ride-or-die smoothie bowl. It’s creamy, filling, and tastes like dessert in a tropical spa.

What’s in it:

Frozen zucchini (trust me)

Wild blueberries

A scoop of plant protein

Almond milk

Chia seeds + flax for fiber

Topped with coconut flakes, cacao nibs, and bee pollen if I’m feeling extra

Why I love it: It’s high in antioxidants, low in sugar, and keeps me from attacking a croissant an hour later. My skin glows after this.

2. The Blood Sugar Babe Breakfast

Think protein + fat + fiber. She’s here to protect your hormones and keep your hunger drama-free.

Go-to combo:

Pasture-raised eggs (scrambled in olive oil)

A slice of grain-free toast or sautéed sweet potatoes

Avocado with chili flakes and lemon

Microgreens if I’m feeling like a wellness influencer

Why I love it: Zero crash, maximum glow, and I stay satisfied for hours. This is what I eat when I need to feel stable.

3. Hot Girl Porridge

This isn’t your grandma’s oatmeal. This is an adaptogen-packed, gut-loving moment.

What’s in it:

Gluten-free oats cooked with almond milk

Collagen powder stirred in while it’s warm

Cinnamon, maca, and ashwagandha

Topped with almond butter, hemp seeds, and sliced banana or pear

Why I love it: It balances me. Period. If I’m PMS-ing, bloated, or just over it, this brings me back.

4. Lazy Wellness Toast

For when I want to eat like a hot girl but I also have 6 minutes and zero patience.

What’s on it:

Sourdough or gluten-free toast

Cottage cheese or ricotta

Sliced peaches, figs, or strawberries

A drizzle of honey and sprinkle of cinnamon

Why I love it: It’s quick, it’s cute, and it’s secretly packed with protein. I eat this while doing my skincare in robe-core mode.

5. The Pilates Girl Juice & Protein Moment

Sometimes I’m not hungry-hungry, but I need something before reformer class.

What I do:

Celery + cucumber + lemon juice or watermelon + mint

A scoop of protein powder shaken with water or almond milk

Maybe a hard-boiled egg or two if I’m feeling extra

Why I love it: It’s light, energizing, and doesn’t weigh me down. Perfect pre-movement fuel that still keeps me feeling lean and focused.

Your breakfast doesn’t have to be boring, complicated, or bloating. These five keep me feeling snatched, sane, and main character ready from the jump.

Follow @soleauclub for more high-vibe wellness rituals that feel as good as they look.