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if I ever tell you that I'm going to bed, I'm lying to you. I'm not lying out of malice, but I'm definitely going to be awake for at least 2 more hours. I'm sorry
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"we need cops at pride to protect people!" WRONG. ASEXUALS WITH FLAMETHROWERS.
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if sex work was legal the workers could unionize
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Edgy live action Scooby-Doo reboot but the gang are draft dodging, weed smoking, hippies from the 60s traveling around in a van taking down evil capitalists
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*opens tumblr*
*rummages around like I’m in the fridge*
*closes tumblr*
…*opens tumblr*
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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower
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My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”
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My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?
Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in
My wife: What does that mean
Me: This
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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
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