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soooo horny about exposure to an allergen/irritant and then immediate sneeze. no build up, no chance at a holdback or annoucement, just a sneeze so fast it takes them and everyone around them by surprise
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I see a lot of giants sneezing, but I don't see a lot of small people going into giant noses and causing sneezes 👀
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Me otp wit someone and their sneezing for me and I’m just playing wit myself cuz how wet an snotty there sneezes are😩 the thought of it is just so hot one day I wanna try that 🥴
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Every fantasy setting needs a race of hot people with huge noses.
That's just how it is, I don't make the rules.
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Just imagining me rubbing someone’s flaring wide nostrils while I’m teasing their sensitive nose wit the feather.. I also would love to feel their wet sneezes on my neck. fuck
(I really wanna try to have snz sext buuutt I’m terrible and sexting all together )
 
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Y’all’s noses are so hot like actually holy shit 👀
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"sorry i dode thigk i'b gudda be able to magke id tonide snrrf! i thigk i'b combigg dowd widd a bid ub a code snrrf! oh? you can tell? snrrf! yeah i'b preddy plugged ub and i'b sneezig and snifflig ligg crazy. snrrf! y-y-you Heh'kshuu! Heh'nxgt! Heh'Kitschoo!snrrf! you want to cub over? snrrf! but wud if you catch by code? wud if i sdeeze od you? that's ok? snrrf! well, if you insist. could you maybe bring be sub tissues please? snrrf! i'b almost all oud! ok, thagks, see you sood! Heh-eshooo! snrrf! snrrf!"
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there are few things hotter than someone with an accent sneezing, & being able to hear their accent in their sneeze..
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a couple sneezing at the same time, then sheepishly blessing each other and giggling about it <3 (bonus points if they kiss right after)
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big, strong manly man with a red runny sneezy nose. moaning and groaning after every sneeze, cough, and sniffle. he's so disgusting with his cold; never covering his sneezes, spraying snotty germs all over the place, wiping his nose on the back of his hand, his sleeve, almost anything other than a tissue because he doesn't need a tissue because he 'doesn't have a cold'. he swears, "it's just something in the air," or maybe he's "suddenly developed allergies" even though he knows that is not the case. he knows that the fever that's been giving him on and off chills and sweats all day is not from something in the air or allergies. he has a cold; a sneezy, messy, snotty, sniffly cold, and he should be, and wishes he were, bundled up in bed with a box of soft tissues, a mug of tea, and a bowl of soup. maybe he'll just admit that he's under the weather so he can go home and give in to the cold that has him so sneezy and sniffly.
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Okay. Does anyone have a fandom that they are DESPERATE for snz fic content for?
Sometimes I just have a craving for the most obscure or outdated fandom and like, the least popular character… If you reblog or comment on this post your snz fic secret wish, maybe someone else will see it and think WOW, I know that fandom! I could write that! And we can share the snz fic love. 🖤🖤🖤
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A long nose - not only big, but decidedly long, and like any exposed extremity of the body, it gets chilly really easily. They have never quite grown into their cute but quite long beak, and it's cold and windy outside, and while you're kissing them, the sniffly tip of their nose keeps poking awkwardly at your face.
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Someone holding their arm up to sneeze into but they just.. sneeze down towards themself. So the arm isn’t exactly useless but it wasn’t put to use either
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ooh my god when someone hitches hitches hitches-! .......and then sighs with relief, crisis apparently averted, only to then sneeze unexpectedly and ferociously a second later!! yea bby!!!!!!
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someone in a social situation bracing themselves on their partner’s arm and ducking behind their partner’s shoulders to stifle a few desperate sneezes
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The thought of the tender security of someone with a heavy cold, tired and a little sad maybe, sneezing and then cuddling up closer to their loved one with a sniffle is currently bringing me Undone.
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