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haiii i'm Pannie, ya bestest chick out there!

i'm locked in this toilet, sooo i'll ask ya...

are you a superhero? or a supervillain, whateva? coz i don't have time for that, at all.

and i don't hafta remind ya, but i definitely do not have superpowers, so don't even ask!

for realsies tho

why are ya a villain or hero or whateva?

bye-bye <3

Huh- OH! YES, YES. NO VILLAINY HERE!

I AM CLEARLY A PERFECTLY NORMAL 60-HOUR EAST DISTRICT OFFICE WORKER! RIGHT!

AND YOU CLEARLY DON'T HAVE SUPER POWERS!!!!!

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DOG FRIEND! I MISSED YOU!

How have you been I got possessed last week :D

OH, YA KNOWS. SAME OLD. I GOT KIDNAPPED YESTERDAY.

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What's a maglev?

Magnetic Levitation. Big train used for public transportation. And, the FASTEST WAY TO TRAVEL!! And thus get the hell outta freaky corpo turf war territory.

AGH!?

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IS CLAWHAMMER GOING TO BE OK? :(

I don't think that kid's been ok for a good long while, though.

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Aw look how pretty ur eyes are

I don't think now's the time for those sorts of jokes, but what do I knows, eh?

It's just a few blocks to the maglev station, and I'm coasting.

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Weird question but this is really important: what's it smell like there?

That, and enough proprietary incense blends and street food vendors fuming around market row ta' make you dizzy.

Trust me, NOT the place to wander with freak enhanced mutant senses...

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you lookin for a new fit broseph? anything you got your eye on?

WOAH! WONDER WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT!!!!! ANYWAAAAY~~

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ever feel like you're being... watched?

Good point. I can only go so long looking like a Zero cosplayer....

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UH OH! Why is it your least favourite?

LISTEN. UNLESS YOU LOVE CAPITALISM AND THE COMPANY GRINDSET, STAY FAR AWAY FROM EAST DISTRICT.

All anyone cares about here is corporate ladders and pyramid schemes... YOUS CAN SMELL THE DESPERATION ON EM' FROM A MILE AWAY!!! DISGUSTING!

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Are you going to ride that thing all the way home?

Nah, but I'll have to lay low and cut to the closest neighboring zone to get out of Clawhammer territory- which means going through my LEAST favorite part of town....

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HEY ZERO r u ok over there bud?

GUESS THE GARBAGE TRUCKS ARE RUNNING TODAY.

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you two be careful or someone could get hurt!!!

oops....!!!

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Weeeeeell hello there- Oh, have I walked in on something important?

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He’s so cuteeeeee- ayo, yellow dot?

ayo...?

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A BUNNY????!!!!

he is quite good, usually, at staying hidden...

gimmie a second.

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Hey pal! Mutations, am I right? Hahaha! They suck! But not on you- they look great on you! In a, like, respectful way.

Uh-huh… Riiiight. Thanks, I guess.

I didn’t really consider myself a mutant. But, I guess it’s the same as “monster”, huh?

…And we are not pals.

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is it hard grabbing delicate things with those claws? or have you mastered them to the point of surgical precision?

yes. however, i have long since mastered the delicate art of using the clawshot gauntlets as if they were my own two hands. i have even, the technology in this room, created using them. even the most fragile of parts, i can hold. with ease.

every part of my body is a tool tuned purely for destr....

wait hold up