almost wrote some absolute sloppy filth but just rubbed one out instead. you’re welcome my next reincarnation enjoy beink a grub instead of a leaf n remember my sacrifices
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“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult
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torture the bisexual brunette man some more
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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it
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Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me
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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
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patch of sunlight from the window save me
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die
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we must assume that Treasure Planet takes place in the distant future and not an alternate universe for one ☝️ reason only and THAT is the shining hope that Jim Hawkins has unrestricted access to Iris by the goo goo dolls
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Making friends as an adult is so unnecessarily complicated omfg can we just survive a plane crash together or something. Can we move this along
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greasy hair is like the poisoned condition in a video game. but more evil
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