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[bigbootyshortboi]

Not the three way tie 🙏😭

Happy I actually got a decent amount of people voting though LOL.

Anyway, since Jacob, Macro, and Multiple Farters all tied, I'll work on all 3 next, not sure which will come first, but all will come soon! Thank you to anyone who participated and to all who read or like <3. I'm happy to finally be getting a little involved in the community even if I haven't really done or said much yet, lol.

Have a good day!

"What about Andy" I promise I will get to him eventually, but since the next part is like "The Big Part," like we all know partially where it's going, I'm sure... I'm a little nervous to start it cuz I want it to be REALLY good. I'm going to do Andy's when I think I'm ready to lock in and go all out :)

[bigbootyshortboi]

"What about Andy" I promise I will get to him eventually, but since the next part is like "The Big Part," like we all know partially where it's going, I'm sure... I'm a little nervous to start it cuz I want it to be REALLY good. I'm going to do Andy's when I think I'm ready to lock in and go all out :)

[bigbootyshortboi]

FFF: Facetime-Farting Felix

[Most likely a one shot, but maybe I'll do mini's of him when I'm having a huge story block like I am rn LOL]

Riiiiiiing Riiiiiiiiiiing

I pick up my phone and see an incoming call from my friend, Felix. He's currently on vacation with his family, so I'm a bit surprised to hear from him. I decided to answer the phone only to drop it IMMEDIATELY in a flustered shock.

"Felix, why is your ENTIRE ASS OUT"

Holy shit the mound of cakes on this man is insane he is so lucky we are in separate places right now

"DUDE I'M BOOOOOOOOOORED" Felix complains, completely ignoring my question and letting out a groan, slamming his face into the pillow before peaking up, he pouts a little bit and says "Please entertain me...."

I sigh and pick up my phone off the floor, still blushing but also having a bit of a frustrated look on my face

"Fine, what do you wanna do?"

"I dunno man... hnngh-"

BPVVVRRRRRPPPTTT

He lets out possibly the BEEFIEST fart I've ever heard before continuing "I just don't wanna be alone man, gramps and granny are playing shuffle board and I'm stuck here with sushi gut and no AC so my ass is out my dick is swanging, I got HELLA gas-" brrpprprprtffft "and I can't do shit about it."

I just scoff at this "Maybe don't eat the sushi next time" I tease

"mAyBe JuSt DoN't EaT tHe SuSh- shut the fuck up man"

gRiirirRPRPPRPRPbptttpt

A growly and slightly wet fart escapes him

"Suck on that gay boy."

I laugh at this and say "Yeah, yeah, wuck my ass bi bitch"

He laughs back before saying "I mean I could if you want-"

I immediately get flustered again, I think he notices this cuz he smirks a bit and adjusts the camera up so I can see a bit more of his ass as he lays down on his stomach

"You know, you don't gotta beat around the bush with me dude, if you have a crush on me STILL after hearing my sushi blasts, I might actually have to date you"

I freak out at this, I've had a crush on Felix for years but I NEVER told him.... how long has he known??? And why is THIS the time he chooses to say something???

"I uh-" I get cut of with a meaty

bVROOOOOoooooooomPPpp

I stammer a bit before continuing "I uh- um.... I don't- h-how..... how long have you known?" I say, a bit worried what this means for our friendship to admit it

"Oh, for a while." He says casually "You got an awful poker face cutie" c-cutie? Is he flirting with me right now?

VRRRRRRRRRRRIIPPPPPPPPP

prrrrrrUUPPT

rrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRooooooouuuupp

3 consecutive farts come out of his ass, I see him lift it slightly with each blast, I can tell he needs to put a little effort in to force them out each time, biting his lips and closing his eyes slightly

"Honestly dude, don't sweat it." He continues "The feeling's been mutual for years I just never- URRRRRRRRP *hic* 'scuse me... never knew how to approach you cuz I'm always afraid OUUUUUUUUUURP you wouldn't be able to handle me at my worst"

VrrrrppppRT

After those 2 huge bleches, he punctuates his sentence with a fart and honestly... I just stare at him. I have no idea how else ro react. He is acting a bit strange though. I've heard him rip a few squeaky farts before but never like this... I then think back to his little hiccup after he burped.

"....Felix?"

"Yeah?"

"Was there alcohol at the sushi bar?"

"Yuh, *hic* why?"

"Are you drunk right now?"

"Eh, maybe"

That's a yes, no wonder he's acting like this, now I feel like I'm taking advantage of seeing his body like this.

"Um... I have to go do something with my sis- but uh.... if you're still bored we can play 8ball on our phones or something?" I decide to lie, wanting to leave so that I'm not getting this ass show for free, but also not wanting to leave him high and dry

I see him pout before he goes "Awwwww man... really? Alright that's good URRRP- oof.... well I hope you have a good night... and day.... or whatever..."

I just giggle at this, and say "You too, get some rest if you can, k?"

"Sure mom, OH by the way I have one last thing to tell you!"

I look him the eyes and see his face all serious yet seemingly a bit excited

"Yes?"

"Well....." he lifts his phone up and holds it behind his back, giving me a full view of his ass as if I waa laying behind him

VRIBBRPPRPRPPRUUUUUUUUUUURTTTtp

"Ah~ EAT THAT LOSER" he laughs and brings the phone to his face so I can only see his eyes and forehead "LOVE YOU BYE MMMMMMMWAH" he blows a fat kiss before hanging up and now I'm just laying in my bed... flabbergasted.... and hard as a rock if I'm being honest....

"Love you too..." I say to no one, before sighing, laying down in my bed, and looking to the ceiling "Maybe I'll call him tomorrow... I... I wanna know how serious he was"

[Teehee hope you enjoyed~ this was a fun change of pace for me and I might do a part 2, I doubt this will become a full series but I think a route where they (very obviously will) get together would be fun, we'll see. Bye bye for now!]

[bigbootyshortboi]

Hey! Kinda bored so I thought I'd ask a fun little question:

Of course, I'll finish up Andy's story and continue with Jacob's soon, but is there any type of content y'all wish to see?

I won't promise anything, but if there are any scenario ideas you have or even pics of guys you'd like to see, I'm down to hear them!

Just an fyi, I don't plan to do scat content, and I'm a bit iffy on celebs (I don't mind using pics of them, but if I don't know much about the real person I'd feel bad pretending I do LOL) but for the most part any suggestions would be welcome :)

[bigbootyshortboi]

Pro's of Deciding to start writing fart stories:

Several kind people messaging me and giving me praise

A decent creative outlet for whenever I have random ideas

Fantasizing about men

Control over what I get to make/think about when creating these (even though I haven't really been reading my own stories)

Passing time

Using any pics I like for inspiration, especially any I haven't seen stories for, or maybe for stories I can't refind/didn't enjoy/did like but just can't get enough of the guy in the photo LOL.

Con's about Deciding to start writing fart stories:

Fart is definitely showing up way too often in my suggested words (although this also comes from my searches)

I have a lot of images saved that I want to use when I start writing more and by god if I show people something on my phone and they take a single swipe any which way it's OVER (or if I try to send a pic I better press the RIGHT button lemme tell you)

Counterpoint:

Big booty men on my phone :)

Conclusion:

Minimal regrets, if any. Highly recommend for anyone who doesn't like... share their phone with someone or something, LOL.

[bigbootyshortboi]

Hitchhiker Andy (part 3)

He's back, baby!!! I legit haven't planned out a single bit of this, so we're just gonna free ball it. LOL Wish me luck!!!

P.S same warnings as the last 2 + maybe some burps incase that's is a turn off for anyone okay bye~~

It took a lot of convincing for Andy to get permission from the diner to eat in just a blanket. Luckily, one of the waitresses overheard us talking to the owner and telling him about our story of how we got here, and when we name dropped Axel, she vouched for the whole thing, saying they hooked up a week ago and then only after they finished did he drop that he just needed a break from his 'needy boyfriend'.

While I was grateful she helped us, it did hurt hearing from another person Axel cheated on me with. I think Andy could tell as he wrapped an arm around my shoulder and rubbed it, trying to comfort me.

We sat at our booth and ordered some breakfast foods. I just wanted waffles, but this place had really big servings and sides, and I didn't wanna waste money taking stuff off, so I decided i'd just buy a whole meal and save the leftovers. Andy got 2 servings of their 'Hearty Platter' which consisted of sausages, bacon, eggs, pancakes, and biscuits and gravy.

"And what would you like, sir?" Our waiter looked at me

"Whatever your cheapest meal with waffles is, please."

Andy raised an eyebrow at me, looking a little offended. "I told you I'd pay you back. There's no need to be stingy. Get what you want, seriously."

"I'm just not that hungry, I'm fine with just a few waffles, I was just gonna save the rest-"

Andy decided to cut me off "Can you get him what I'm having but substitute the pancakes for waffles?"

The waiter looks at him and then back at me. "That's... a possible substitute, but it sounds to me your boyfriend isn't interested in eating too much-"

Andy's face goes completely red, his somewhat cocky and playful demeanor vanishing in an instant at the mention of us being boyfriends

"Ah- um, we're not boyfriends you're mistaken" Andy jumbles through before suddenly getting his confidence back. "I'm just gonna let him have the waffles and take the rest off his hands"

Both mine and the waiter's eyes widen a little, and the waiter speaks

"W-with all due respect, sir, did you not just already order 2 helpings of the same meal-"

Andy stands up, and the waiter stops speaking, intimidated, he switches his tune "c-coming right up!"

Andy smirks, sitting back down and shooting me a goofy grin, he sees me look a little concerned before he raises his eyebrow, still smiling. "What? I was just gonna fart on him"

This stifles a laugh out of me that takes all of my willpower to not let out more than a chuckle. Andy smiles up at me "Normally I wouldn't eat this much, I eat a lot, but 3 servings of diner food isn't exactly how I keep my physique. But today is a special occasion, and I'm sure you know by now the amount of firepower this will give my blustering ass cheeks for that twerp.

I nod and just let him do his thing. Not much happens while we eat, some small talk, but other than that, I just watch him rip through his food. I'm not big into like feeding or stuffing, but... god, the way he is scarfing it down is... doing something to me. God, I need to stop thinking like this. I don't wanna fall for him. Especially after how freaked he got when the waiter assumed we were together.

URRRRRRRRRRRRAAP

"Phew- that damn hits the spot" Andy pats his bloated (yet still toned somehow???) stomach, smiling at me after he just let out a monsterous belch.

buwuurrrrrrp

He lets out another, smaller one before grabbing his last spoonful of eggs "This shit's gonna bring me some massive firepower. Your nose is not ready, I promise you" he chuckles as he says this, but my face just goes red, blushing. I think I've genuinely become attracted to his gassiness. I can feel myself getting horny staring at him, and listening to his emissions. I try not to make it obvious how I feel but at this point I don't know if I'm doing a good job.

"Hey bro," Andy looks up at me, looking a little serious and just slightly bashful as he speaks. "Just so you know, after I blast Axel into high heaven, if you aren't too disgusted with me after, and you ever wanna hang out-" I watch as he snatches a pen from a random waitresses apron and pulls out a napkin "This... is my number." he hands me the napkin and taps the waitress's elbow, giving her the pen and saying it 'fell out her pocket'

I look up at him, I'm sure my blushing is obvious, but I try to compose myself. This is probably just him thinking we hit it off as buds. "Thanks, Andy... and don't worry, I won't be sick of you at all."

Andy smiles at this "I hope so, you haven't even seen a category 4 come out of my ass, and we're jumping straight to 5 on this bitch soon"

I need him to stop speaking by fuck am I hard.

Eventually, I pay the check (and put a tip in the tip jar, that waitress who knew Axel deserved some love too.) and then we walk out to my car, I instinctively walk to the driver's seat before Andy stops me "Nuh-uh, remember, I'm driving so you can get some rest" I nod, feeling a bit dazed and tired from eating, driving, crying, all of it really, I kind of abesnt mindedly nod, brushing against him, my hand landing on his still bloated and gurgling stomach, this causes a small wince and a small (for him) BRRRRPPRT out of him.

"S-sorry" I say, as I try to brush past him, but he grabs my wrist, smirking at me

"Nah, you gotta marinate in this one, punishment for releasing some of my gas for Asshole Axel." He chuckles, and I just smile faintly, really feeling the effects of my fatigue, he decides to let me go after a few seconds and walk me to the passenger's side, reclining my chair and telling me to get some rest.

I feel the car start to move as I lull into a nap, the last thing I see is Andy leaning to the right a little and releasing a tiny 'brrprprt' before whispering

"Sweet dreams, handsome"

Andy PoV:

Seeing him sleep so peacefully gives me a sense of bliss. It's crazy to meet a guy this kind after sleeping with absolutely trash the night before. I don't see how Axel could've hurt someone this sweet... this pure...

I wish I wasn't such a fart bastard right now lol

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE farting it up. It's the highlight of most of my life. But it's heartbreaking when guys think it'a a turn-off. Usually it doesn't bug me, the guys aren't worth my time so fuck their opinion, but... with you... it's gonna be so hard if you don't wanna see me anymore. He hasn't ran yet, but he's only seen me casually, we haven't had a chance to maybe get closer... and he hasn't heard my worst... if only there was a way I could see if he could handle it... I'd sit on his damn face right now if I didn't like him so much. I'd love to blast someone that cute into high hell with my raunchiest farts... if only it were a possibility.

Meh, at least Axel ain't ugly. Blasting him won't hurt for now!

"Our" PoV:

I come to, and I notice I'm the car is parked in my old neighborhood, 2 houses down from where Axel and I were staying... I look to my left and notice Andy isn't there. At first I panic, sitting up, still groggy yet on alert, I look around and see my blanket in the back seat, the one Andy had been using as a towel.

"Don't... don't do it..." I mumble to myself, knowing full well I wanna dive head first into that blanket and test if I'm really into his gas or not, I'm sure it reeks after his ass was in it. I manage to resist the urge and look around, seeing another napkin from the diner in the driver's seat, with the pencil I keep in my car ontop of it. Something is written on top....

"Come inside if you dare >:) Door should be unlocked. Ripped a category 4 onto the nappy so you can get an idea, kinda mad you didn't get to hear it, lol. Maybe this is why they called me Hurricane Andy back in highschool... huh... anyway (read back)" before i flip the napkin, I bite my lip a little and sniff it, and INSTANTLY get hit with the smell of that breakfast platter, especially the eggs and sausage. I have no idea how he can produce this so easily. I cough for a bit, but I can't deny how it makes me feel in my pants. After a few seconds of recovery, I read the back "I went in when the clock ended in :30, gonna stall til :00 if I can, if you wanna be here hurry up, if not, stay safe in the car! (Warning! I nuked it at least twice into your blanket too, holding back is ROUGH when you rarely do it. Double Warning! If you come inside you're locked in, I give you 5 minutes tops to change your mind, Axel is my main priority and I'd love for you to see him suffer, but I don't want you to suffer too. That's all! Hope u slept well -A"

Well that was... alot to take in. But honestly, only 2 things really stuck. I look at the time... :53... I have 7 minutes in theory... I then look at the blanket... calling to me

I yank it into my hands and look at it for a second, seeing a faint yet large butt imprint on a part of it, knowing that must've been where he sat in it. One whiff won't hurt... right?

I shove the plush fabric into my face, putting my head directly where his ass was.

It. Is. FOUL.

And in the name of everything holy I love it.

After 5 minutes of sniffing, fantasizing, and a little bit of gagging, I burst out the car, rushing to the front door. I gulp as I grip the door knob, scared about what I'm gonna do, scared about how Axel will react to seeing me, afraid Andy or I will get in trouble, but all of that fades when I hear Andy's voice through the door "Yeah, yeah, nah I get it don't worry man-"

I don't know what he's talking about but... hearing him speak just, gives me confidence, so I twist the knob, and open the door.

Cliff hanger!!!! Bum bum bummmmmmmmm!!!! To be honest, this isn't my fave story so far, the burps were fun, though LOL. But I felt Andy needed another part before I get too invested in Jacob or anyone else I have coming up (I have wayyyy too many images saved LOL) I'm sure y'all could tell, but Axel WILL finally be showing up next time and let's just say his nose hairs will not be thriving! Hope you enjoyed, sorry if it's not up to par with the other 2, and I hope to please with part 4!

[bigbootyshortboi]

(Prologue) Stinky Showoff

(I will continue Andy at some point, I promise! I just wanted to do something different today, and this is one of my fav gifs, sooooo... time to use it!)

(Also, just like last time, idk the person in the gif, mxm fart fetish warning, yadda yadda, was originally gonna be a one shot but I got really invested with lore so now this is gonna be a story LOL)

Honestly, I've lived a pretty good life so far. I finished high school with decent grades, and I still have a few close friends in my life, not many but enough to keep me happy. Started college and got lucky to be roommates with one of those friends, Jacob. Well, partially lucky. I've honestly always had a thing for Jacob, so it's a bit hard living with him when it feels like I'm constantly holding a secret from him, but at the very least at least it's someone I like and not some whack-job so... I'll take it. We've been staying here the whole semester, and nothing crazy has happened, I've been a little distant from him so that I don't accidentally do something stupid, worst cases have been me maybe staring a little too long when he's in his underwear chugging milk at the fridge in the morning, but he usually is too busy gulping it down to notice me staring at his body. The weird thing is... he also seems distant from me, and I'm not sure how to feel about it. Sometimes he seems so excited to catch up with me and talk, but then his face just scrunches up, and he suddenly bolts out as fast as he came. Maybe he senses I like him and just wants to play nice with me so that I don't think he hates me or get my feelings hurt. I wouldn't be surprised. He's always been very sweet with me. I'm honestly the only one in our friend group he never teases... well, at least not meanly. He also used to always carry my lunch for me in high school when I was on cruches (i sprained my ankle at P.E.). Honestly, I think little things like that are why I fell for him, but seeing how he's acted so far in college, it's hard not to feel like he only sees me as a sorta-friend in his inner circle.

On the bright side, we won't have too many more awkward encounters for a bit. With the semester ending today, we're both packing up to go home. I think Jacob said he had plans with Diane and Damien, 2 people in our group of friends, twins to be exact, to head to their "family condo" or something, I don't know I guess they're filthy rich or something and just wanna have a small college vacation. I'm probably just gonna head home and lay in bed for a week, I know my fam is out of town so all I have going for me right now is some alone time at home... or at least, so I thought

riiiiing riiing, riiiiing riiing

I had been silently helping Jacob fold his clothes so he could pack when his phone started ringing on his bed.

"Hey, is it alright if I answer that, I feel bad just making you slave away with my stuff, haha." He gives me a sly smile. He isn't plotting anything he kinda just always has a 'smug' look about him. It's part of his charm.

"Yeah, go ahead." I say, continuing to fold his underwear. God, it's taking way too much willpower to not shove one of these straight into my nose. Sure, they've been washed, but with how much he works out.... god, I need to stop thinking like this. He's my friend, my perverted fantasies can wait for when I'm home alone-

"Yeah, what's up?" I hear Jacob say into his phone. "What about him?... Oh, I didn't know he was coming... well, how was I supposed to know? You never asked me to-.... s-shut up!" I see Jacob blush and look over to me with his last statement, I'm not sure what to make of it, but considering his mannerisms, it's probably Diane. She is the only person who knows how to fluster Jacob, and honestly, it's so fun to watch. It's kinda a guilty pleasure of mine to see them go at it. "Fine I'll put it on speaker hold on-" I watch Jacob stomp over to me, he stands to my side and puts an arm around my shoulder, relaxed. I tense a bit at his touch, not expecting it, but I don't move. He lifts his phone up infront of us and puts it on speaker, and I hear Diane's voice

"Y'all there?"

"Yeah," Jacob says

"Ty?"

"Y-yeah, I'm here." I say

"Okay, good, so, Ty, I'm assuming you from Jakey about how we're staying at the condo with everyone, right?"

"Well, I heard about you two and Damien staying there, yeah"

I hear her get frustrated on the other end of the line. "Jacob, you SERIOUSLY not only forgot to invite your own roommate, but also failed to even mention the rest of the group was going to be there?"

Jacob's voice gets slightly irritated next to me, I hear him release a breath before speaking. "Dude, how was I supposed to know? All you asked me was if I wanted to come stay with you two during break. I didn't know the whole gang was coming. Also, you never told me I was supposed to talk to Ty."

Diane groans, but then I hear a small chuckle from the line, it sounds like Damien. "To be fair, Jacob." I hear damien speak "She did say pack the essentials" this triggers a laugh and response from Diane "True and we both know there are some things you'd HATE to live without-"

Jacob gets flustered next to me and turns the phone off speaker, putting it to his ear. "Can you two chuckle nuts shut the fuck up" Despite the speaker being turned off, I can hear their laughter blasting out of the speaker on the phone, I can't help but giggle, which causes Jacob's face to get even redder as he grips the phone tighter "Can you two dorks just tell me who all is gonna be there, clearly I didn't get enough of the memo..."

Jacob walks into the bathroom to continue their conversation, and I continue packing for both of us, I guess I'm going on a trip? I never really said yes, but considering all the arguing and the fact I never really got to respond... I kinda have to? I'll talk to Jacob first, though... he seemed kinda upset... I hope he isn't sick of me or something, maybe that's why he never asked me to come.

[30 minutes later]

Jacob walks out of the bathroom, and I hand him his suitcase and backpack. "All done!" I smile up at him proudly, he looks down at the stuff with wide eyes and then looks back at me

"Ty, you didn't have to finish everything for me, you still have your own stuff to do-"

"I already finished it" I interupt him. "Besides, I offered to help in the first place, I really don't mind doing stuff for you."

Jacob just nods at this, clearly grateful. He's never been the best at letting people help him, or saying thank you. I never really noticed it before, but I'm usually the only person he lets help him with stuff.

"Hey, Jacob?"

"What's up?"

I look down at the floor, a little nervous to ask this, "Do you not want me to come?"

"What? Why would you think that?"

"Well, you seemed a little upset and-" before I could continue, I heard a... gurgling sound? Some weird rumbling... i think... i think it came from Jacob's stomach? I see him scrunch his face in the same way he does when he's about to dodge me and go somewhere else

"Look- *gurgle*" i heard him mumble a faint 'damn it' before sighing "Look Ty, I need to go do something real quick, but I promise you I'm okay with you coming, I was just mad at those two doofuses for assuming I'm some sort of psychic. You're my guy, and nothings gonna change that, k?"

I nod "K..." honestly, I'm not convinced. Jacob's not really the type to dodge conflict, but seeing him do his face scrunch and then dodge me once again basically confirms to me he doesn't want me there. He'll probably be too stubborn to admit it, though, so... I'll go. I'll just be sure to not bother him while I'm there, it's the least I can do.

I watch Jacob bolt out of the room and into the hallway. While picking up my own suitcase, I heard a faint rumbling sound outside followed by a yelp of some kind. I hear some dude yelling "EWWWW" and another going "Gnarly!"

It's not hard to tell they're a bunch of bro's. One probably ripped some ass and that was probably the sound I heard, the thought honestly getting me a little hard. That's the one downside with Jacob, I've never heard him rip one. At least Damien and the other guys in our group let loose sometimes. I'd trade not having my fart fantasies fulfilled to be with him any day, though. Considering the trajectory of my life, though, probably not gonna have either.

ppprbrbrbmrmmrmtt

I hear another faint rip, followed by a clapping sound (probably a highfive) and a "You're sick dude." Sounds like the guys who live 2 doors down from us. I bet the rips are way louder up close, it's honestly impressive I can hear it in here. Maybe I should get to know them better next semester... then again, I head both of them react, so it must be one of our other neighbors ripping ass, shame, guess I won't get to meet this awesome blaster.

[15 minutes later]

I hear the door creak back open and see Jacob waltz in and toward me, I go to speak, but I feel his (slightly sweaty) wrap around me first, my face nestled into his chest as he hugs me. He then pulls away and looks down at my blushing face.

"I mean it dude, you're my guy, sorry about that it was an... emergency. But really, I was so excited I got you as a roomie, and I'd love to be able to hang out with you more... I feel like we haven't gotten much of a chance here since we've both been so busy with school, this might be a good chance for us to get comfy together, whaddya say?"

Hearing this made me grin, although I had to contain just how giddy it made me to see how genuine he was being about wanting to hang out more. "I'd say... I'm packed and ready to go! You driving?"

"Pfft, always" he flicks up his keys and starts twirling them around his fingers. "Ready to go?" He lifts up his arm and a wave of his sweat smell lingers to me, I watch as he peck-bounces at me, signaling for a response with that goofy grin on his face, he always pulls shit like this and it always makes me laugh and turns me on at the same time

"Yeah, yeah, I'm ready... stinky ass showoff. "we both chuckle at this. He holds the door open for me, and we both walk out, and as he shuts the door, I can hear him mumble a "You have no idea...'

(The way I was originally gonna have this just be mostly farts and like a one-day thing, and then suddenly, I created an entire narrative in my head- like OOPS, lol. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading. There will DEFINITELY be more of both AndyxReader and JacobxTy in the future, and I'm both nervous and excited to continue writing LOL. One day, I'll figure out how to do a little to no narrative story and just let the men rip in peace trust)

[bigbootyshortboi]

I've had a small idea for a series of stories I wanna do, but I think I want to continue Andy's first before starting it. Might post a one-off story at some point! Or change my mind! Idk this post isn't really necessary. I just felt like saying something cuz idk I'm like, both excited cuz I have plans and also nervous cuz I'm scatterbrained, LOL. We'll see how it goes. Idk how I'll run things, but as long as it isn't cringe as hell, then ig i'm happy. Ty for anyone who reads this mess LOL

[bigbootyshortboi]

Hitchhiker Andy (part 2)

Continuation of my previous story, nothing else to really add, LOL. Have a good day, enjoy my fruity desires!

Driving back with this new, strange, yet handsome man has definitely been... an experience. Most of our talks have been casual since I've picked him up. It's a little hard for me to not feel embarrassed. I don't understand how HE isn't honestly. He's the one who was left naked in the street, but he has such a sweet smile and is just continuously cracking jokes and making light on our drive back. His assurance in himself is something I genuinely envy. It's not even cockiness. He doesn't seem to think he's showing off or better than me he's just... comfortable with himself. It's kind of amazing

"And-and" Andy laughs, amusingly too excited to properly get through his story "And so, um, since the bro's and I all tied, we had to do a tie breaker, and we raised the stake so that EVERYONE who lost to the tiebreaker winner would lose the bet, not just one so it was like SUPER high stakes cuz I knew if Brandon or James won they would have ABSOLUTELY made me do some rank shit, the other guys could maybe be chill but if either of those two knuckleheads got it I was cooked so I had to lock the fuck in" Andy keeps going on about some story during his gap year, it's honestly really cute seeing him get excited about it. He's kind of giving off frat boy right now, considering this 'bet against the bros, all or nothing, winner does what they want to the losers' of it all. But it's fun to listen to, and even if I'm not necessarily that party bro type, I like seeing him excited about it. It's hard not to feel attracted to this man, I don't think I'd want to pursue him, though... after what Andy has been through, it would be disrespectful of me to take advantage of his vulnerability. Besides, Axel practically told me every single reason why I am the most disgusting, horrible, unworthy boyfriend in existence... I doubt anybody will ever want me again... I'm just not worth it.

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I looked up in shock at the sound, I had zoned out a little bit, but the absolutely barbaric rip that just rumbled out of Andy's ass completely took me out of my trance

"Ah~ that was a good one, you done ignoring me now?" He chuckles. "Thought you'd like this one it's one of my best moments ever, dude."

"S-sorry, I was listening. You were telling me about how you were scared some of your friends would make you do something stupid, right?"

He smirks at me from the seat and closes one of his eyes, straining slightly in the process

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He chuckles after letting that out, damn I know he said he had beans last night but his gas is fucking copious. "Ha, sorry I just needed to let that one out too, but yeah, basically after the bet was raised, I made an alliance with some of the guys that we would help eachother, and if any of us won at the end the punishments for eachother would be light work compared to the stuff for the others"

I laugh at this "Ah so you're making it a strategic game, interesting." "What dude, didn't expect me to have a brain in here?" he smiles wide while knocking on the side of his head like a door as a joke "No, no, not at all." I say, "Just a fun tactic, thickens the plot"

He grins at this "Yeah it was fun. Basically, afterward, I ended up winning pretty damn easy, but I decided to uphold my end of the deal and let most of the guys off with easy shit, gave most of them either their choice of a wedgie or a wet willie. But as for Brandon and James, and a few other guys I just didn't know very well at the party, let's just say..." Andy leans forward, I can see him grabbing a moundfull of his ass in the carseat and jiggling it slightly to seemingly make a point. "They had a bad encounter with this nuke of an ass"

Honestly, this statement made me blush. I don't know why, but... something about the way he talks and acts with his body. Hell, even the farts are starting to turn me on now... hell, maybe they always have, and I don't know what's scarier, being into farts or being into this farting GOD. Maybe it's his confidence, maybe it's his body, maybe I'm just discovering something about myself I didn't know yet but... if I stay with him in this car any longer, I'm afraid I'll fall too deep for him... he's just too attractive.

Luckily, we're not too far from being back in the city, Andy told me he'd give directions from there and then get out of my hair after, based on the way he's been acting so far, ripping ass all over the douche who left him. Honestly, I'm not sure if it's a good idea to take him, I don't want him to get like arrested. Sure, it would be a ridiculous charge, but I'm sure that it could count as harassment. Even if I offer to just take him straight home, though, I think he'd go for it anyway with or without me, and I think I feel safer knowing nothing happens to HIM than just abandoning him. I just hope if I'm right about him wanting to blast this guys face with his rump, I can control myself from whatever he has that's making me horny as hell.

Soon, we make it into town, I mindlessly drive down the streets as Andy directs me. "So what about you, dude?" Andy says, "What should I know about you? I'm sure you have some fun stories yourself. Most of my best involve- HNNGH"

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"Farting my brains out, and I'm sure you're at least a little sick of it." He chuckles as he says this, clearly feeling a little guilty about it despite him very clearly loving it.

"Umm... not really, honestly. I haven't done many wild things in my life. Only interesting things that have happened to me recently involve my ex, and that's a... rough subject right now." I say solemnly, before glancing over at him, "Sorry, I didn't mean to, uh... ruin the mood"

"No bro don't sweat it... you already know I clearly didn't have the best luck with guys myself considering what that brat did to me last night, I can handle an ex story or two if you wanna talk about it." He gives me a very comforting look as he speaks. It feels nice knowing that he is willing to listen, but I don't even knoe what I'd say

"Well, the breakup was this morning. I kinda knew it was coming eventually... he had been treating me like shit for a while, and I wanted to leave, but... he always guilt tripped me into staying. I never outright proposed a breakup cuz I was just too scared to hurt him or.... for him to want to... hurt me..." I pause for a moment, seeing Andy clench his fist in the corner of my eye as I speak. "Go on..." he says, it's clear he's angry, his voice having a slight groel to it, and honestly, I'm not sure if it's because of me or because of Axel. "I-it's fine I don't wanna trouble you with-"

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I stop and jump a little in my seat at his latest rip "I don't wanna trouble-"

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"Trouble you with my-"

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"My issues..."

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"Damn dude, you really can't take a hint, can you?" He says, his ass lifted and intentionally facing me ass he wafts his stink cloud away from him and towards me. "Keep talking, I wanna hear what happened, seriously. Don't make me use my not-so-secret weapon again, " he smirks, before his tone softens and his face becomes more serious. "Seriously, I wanna know. This dude sounds like an ass and if he treated you badly, I want you to be able to let out your pain"

After hearing this, I can't help but tear up a little. After spending so much of my morning crying, I thought it was finally over, but... it's really hard to calm myself down when Andy is so kindly giving me a chance to vent my sorrows. I can feel him place a hand on my back to comfort me, and I decide to pull over at the nearest diner, not wanting to crash from the blurry tears clouding my eyes.

Andy looks over at me, puzzled, before I can't take it anymore and start bawling my eyes out into my hands. "I-i-i always thought th-that if I just... kept letting him get away with it... even if I wasn't happy, at least he would be. He was the first p-person to ever- to ever like me, and I just couldn't-" i sniffle loudly, struggling to keep it together, "I couldn't hurt him. I know the... the things he would do to me were bad. I know they were b-but I just always felt so- so guilty whenever I wanted to leave, he always made it feel like if I ever wanted to leave, he w-would be nothing without me... I couldn't do it to him... I was completely helpless."

Although I can't see it, I know Andy is still staring at me, I can feel him rubbing my back in a gentle, circular motion, his firm, warm, yet gentle hands caressing me, it provides slight comfort, but I just continue to sob, unable to control myself. After a few minutes of mostly silence, with a hint of my breakdown, eventually I calm down and look up at Andy "I-i'm sorry..." I whisper, barely able to get the words out.

"It's alright... thank you for telling me," he stares out the window of the car for a second before exhaling a loud sigh, "How'd you do it?" He asks

"D-do what?" "Break up with him? What changed your mind to finally do it" i pause for a second, looking down in shame. "I didn't... he broke up with me. Apparently, I'm completely revolting and the only reason he stuck around was cuz he felt sorry for me, and was cheating on me the whole time with different men and women because I 'couldn't satisfy him the way a real bitch could.' I just... I feel so dumb. I don't understand how I could really think someone could love me..."

With that, I see Andy's face turn red, and he shuffles in his seat. Suddenly he reaches in the back of the car and his ass wobble in front of my face, two small poots come out of his ass and I blush, still looking like a tear eyed mess, as these huge mounds bounce around near my head

"W-what are you doing Andy?" I ask, still flustered at the sight of his smelly cheeks in my face, I see him pull himself back into his chair with my spare blanket I keep in my car just incase I need it.

"First of all, never talk about yourself that way. If you were some revolting undateable loser, he wouldn't have used you in the first place. You're clearly kind, or you wouldn't have helped me. I personally think you're cute as hell, and I know hotness. I mean, LOOK at me" I giggle as he flexes jokingly, before getting serious again. "Secondly, he's the asshole here. You did nothing wrong. Your worst mistske was falling for trash like him, but I don't blame you since you clearly haven't had someone show you your REAL worth." He raises his body up, wrapping the blanket around his waist almost like a towel "and two more things, first..." he gets out of the car and rounds to the driver's side, opening it and holds his hand out to me. Hesitantly, I take it, rising out of the car with him "I'm treating you to some diner food, I don't got my wallet but I'll pay you back as soon as I'm home. Then I'll drive us there, I'm sure you need a break after how your day has gone." He then closes in on me, wrapping his srms around me as my face sinks into his pecs. He leans and whispers into my ear, his warm breath brushing against it "and lastly, after I load up on this greasy ass food, I'll have the gnarliest gas to not only unload onto Axel, but your loser ex as well." I smile into his chest, before freezing for a moment. "I'm sorry d-did you say Axel?" "Yeah, why?" I look up at Andy, hoping my suspicions aren't correct. "Axel Bailey?" I say. Andy's eyes widen. "You know him? Wow, small world. I hope he's not your friend cuz god if he is you really need better taste in pals-" "He's my ex" Andy freezes, his face stone cold and his body completely unmoving as he holds onto me, i can see his jaw lock and clench, before he looks at me with some frankly evil looking eyes and a clearly angry grin. "Oh, oh you don't have a choice anymore bud-"

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He just effortly lets out a 12 second fart, still holding me close, I can feel him vibrating against me as he lets it flow out of him. He sighs and looks back down at me, still looking like the devil hss possessed him "That was the last of my bean gas, I can still fart like hell, but I need to stock up on this food now. We're gonna show that prick Axel that he doesn't cheat on cuties like you, and he doesn't mess with a man like me. I'm warning you now, once you see how bad my gas can TRULY get, you may not wanna hang out with me anymore, but we're doing this shit, I'm not letting him get away with any of this and I will avenge both of us just you wait..." he looks into my eyes, the evil in his grin dissipating slightly, and it morphs into a more cocky and flirtatious smirk. "So, ready to eat?"

I'm not sure if I'm ready for any of this, but, honestly, I can see how determined he is, and honestly, while I could live with hoe Axel treated me, learning he's the one who left Andy to rot lights a fire in me, I don't want to hurt him, but I do think if Andy wants his revenge, who am I to deny him.

"Let's eat." I say, this earns me a squeeze and a playful slap on the ass from Andy "Bet." Normally I wouldn't like it if someone slapped my ass without knowing them longer, but I decided to play back, trusting Andy, and slap his back, feeling it bounce in the blanket

"Oh, I'm so getting you back for that one"

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He leans on me and lets out a 2 second poot before continuing to walk with me "And no, that doesn't count!" we both giggle and walk into the diner... and all I know is... I failed my mission... I've 100% fallen for Andy.

Yippee!!! Part 2 completed!!! Honestly, I once again focused more on story than the gas, but I tried to have as much as possible without ruining the plot. If part 3 goes how I expect it to then it should have a WAY more heavy emphasis on the gas, but honestly I'm really enjoying what I've come up with and I hope you guys do too! Thanks for reading, and have a good day!

Oh, also! I added a Hitchhiker Andy tag! Once I start making more stories, I want people to easily find their favorites, so I'll make the tags have the story title for easy access. I'm going to edit part 1 to also have this tag, that's all!

[bigbootyshortboi]

Hey! Small update: First off ty to anyone who liked or commented on my first story so far, y'all have been very sweet, and I appreciate it :). Secondly, I do plan to do another story very soon, but I'm currently deciding if I wanna do Andy part 2, a One-shot, or a new storyline as well. Once I decide, I'll get to working 🫡. If anyone has a preference feel free to share it!

Thanks again, have a lovely day :D

[bigbootyshortboi]

Hitchhiker Andy (part 1)

(This story is from the reader's pov, contains fetish content, and is meant to be interpreted as M/M gay content. The man in the photo is meant to be Andy, I do not know who he is or his real name)

I've been driving down this road for at least an hour, haven't seen another car for miles, and honestly... I'm glad.

It's been a rough week, I've spent most of this ride crying my eyes out, hoping that once I'm back home with my family, all will be better, all will be good once I'm away from the pained memories of my ex, Axel.

I knew I shouldn't have moved out to the city. Everyone was right to say Axel wasn't trustworthy, that all he'd want from me was 'a hot piece of ass' god, I feel so stupid.

As I was lost in thought, I saw something tall and tan in the distance... is? Is that a guy? He has his thumb stuck out and what looks to be... white boxers in his hand? He's completely naked, but considering he's probably lost and in need, I decide to slow down as I catch up to him. He smiles through the passenger window, seeming relieved as I roll it down.

"Hey sir, are you alright?" I say, trying not to bring attention to the fact he is naked, nor the fact that his body is genuinely mesmerizing.

"Hey man, oh my god, you have no idea how relieved I am that someone finally stopped. Some old lady wolf whistled at me like 20 minutes ago, but other than that, nobody has given me a second look, haha." He chuckled softly, his voice slightly deep, but mostly friendly and warm. "Do you mind if I hop in? Some douche left me stranded here, and I'd like to give 'em a piece of my mind," He smirks before looking behind himself, seemingly at his own ass, "Or maybe something else" He looks back up and me cheekily, grinning ear to ear, he seems to have that golden boy 'can't stay mad at him' energy, it's quite endearing, even if he clearly has mischief on the mind

I notice he's looking at me expectantly, and realize I need to respond "Oh- um... s-sure? I wouldn't want to just leave you here. But can I ask why you're not wearing any clothes... especially when you have those" I point to his boxers and unlock the car door as I do, he hears it click and opens the door, setting his bare, and impressive, ass on the seat of my car. When he looks up at me, his face gets serious

"Some dick nozzle thought it was okay to hook up with me when he was seeing someone, even had the nerve to say they were practically nothing to begin with. I don't mind something casual. Hell, I was the one who messaged him, but I'm no home wrecker. Once I found out, I immediately stopped what we were doing, pulled out, and told him to get the hell out of my tent- hold on-" abruptly, he stopped talking and lifted his right leg off his chair, pointing his ass to the door

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"Ah~ 'scuse me, so I stopped fucking him and told him to leave my camping tent, he was supposed to drive me home but after he packed the camping equipment and our clothes, he drove off all fussy saying 'he'll fix this' before he left me. These undies are his, not mine, wouldn't be able to fit over my big dumper anyway haha, well, i dont know, I guess they're not mind who cares if I rip a hole in them, all well."

I kinda just sit there, shocked. I don't even know what to say. I thought Axel was an ass but whoever decided to leave this fine man stranded and ruined 2 relationships in the process definitely takes the cake. I also can't really ignore the stink this man caused. Sure, the rip was impressive, but DAMN I was not expecting a stench like that, especially after just meeting the guy.

"What's up?" He says, looking concerned. "I didn't mean to like dump all my shit on you, bro. Sorry, yesterday was just HELLA ass for me. Wait, you aren't staying silent 'cuz you got a problem with me liking dudes right-"

"W-what? No no no, I'm actually gay too, and I'm sorry for what happened to you, and that guys partner, dude sounds awful... I-I just wasn't sure what to say"

He smirks up at me and nods, seemingly relieved I'm not some homophobic loser. "Cool, cool. Hey, by the way, do you mind if you take me back where you came? I know it's a long drive, so you can drop me off at the next gas station if you need instead, but I wanted to get some petty revenge on that asshat and he lives back there"

I giggle a little at how hell bent he is to get revenge, I don't know what he's going to do, but considering his smirks and playfulness, I doubt it'll cause real harm "Sure, I'm not in a hurry anyway, home is a long way's out but my fam wasn't expecting me until I called last night so I'm sure they'd be relieved to have more time before I get there" He shoots me a huge, giddy smile

"Sick dude, you're the best!" he reaches over and hugs me tightly, but not tight enough to hurt, I feel his naked body mostly pressing against mine as he reaches across from his seat to mine. I blush at the contact, feeling pretty safe in his embrace, before I feel something in his stomach rumble against mine "Oof, sorry dude, I normally don't like to rip around all the cute guys until I get to know 'em, but those beans from the camper got me fucked-"

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"Ah, god, that feels good to let out, sorry handsome." He lets go of me somewhat and smirks, somehow both seeming genuinely sorry while also proud of himself as he looks down at me. It was kinda of a wild, maybe a little... erotic? Sensation, feeling his abs rumble against me before he let those meaty blasts out. The stentch was quite strong, and I coughed slightly, but I smiled back up at him "It's alright dude, don't worry" I can feel it in my face that I'm still blushing, the intimacy of this naked man getting close to me, being open with me, being so openly queer, and even the way it felt when he let that gas out on me. It felt so... right, like I was meant to meet him, he seems like a really stand up guy

"Ha, I'm glad, I've known quite a few gay guys who can't stand it when my ass blasts, all the straight dudes find it fun to challenge me to contests though, so it's a fun trade off." I decide to start the car as he sits back down and buckles up, doing a u-turn so we head back from where I came

"Do you win often?" I say, chuckling, I am genuinely curious, it's a weird topic, but he seems proud of it, and he's cute, so honestly, I just wanna hear him speak "Oh yeah all the time, like you hear this shit?"

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"Haha, smell of a champion, dude." He jokingly flexed his muscles and bounce shis pecs at me as he laughs, and I laugh too, giggling like a school girl. "Oh I almost forgot-" he says

"What?"

He reaches his hand out to mine

"Name's Andy." He smiles

"Nice to meet you, Andy!" I smile back "I'm-"

The end of part 1

(Lol I can't tell if I wrote this shit well or not, I was expecting to focus more on farts and less on lore but I guess I got invested? I plan to explore Andy's gassiness more if/when I continue, but I think for a start this was a good balance of just introducing him. Thanks for reading!)

[bigbootyshortboi]

This is awkward lol but um I'm gonna try and make a story within the next few days. Kinda nervous cuz I had a random stream of inspiration and ideas the other day and that's why I decided to stop being a lurker and make my account more alive but now I'm scared and forgot everything I wanted to do LOL. Not gonna turn back though! We'll see what happens :)