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Yo, new pope just dropped

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Controversial opinion. Snakes are bugs, and praying mantises are not bugs.

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Just because Halloween is over does not mean that the spookiness needs to end. It is acceptable all year round to summon demons.

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When Jesus saw the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

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Just because Halloween is over does not mean that the spookiness needs to end. It is acceptable all year round to summon demons.

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Like a little chimpanzee, springing through the trees, I have lost my bananas.

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One of the governors of New York was a man of Dutch heritage. New York City had been founded by the Dutch. So, not surprising. But, one of his ancestors was a political leader in the Netherlands and then eaten by the local populace. So just a reminder that if you eat the rich, you must make sure their whole family is eaten.

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“The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger, watch it grin “

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Comedy and Tragedy

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I tried to add a grass spider to my terrarium today. It displayed decent intelligence, so morally I had to release it. Of course,  that poses me with the moral dilemma of general intelligence. Can I morally and ethically keep all other specimens now that I have released one? The isopods and millipedes haven’t shown any interest in whether they stay or leave. Of course, they also didn’t show that they have the ability to know where the exit is like the spider did. should it matter though? Of course, I also cannot find them now, as they are too good at hiding. so I suppose I’ll chalk it up as a moral win. I guess I’m god now.

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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This is who the civil war was fought over? They really couldn’t find a sexier man?

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Did this 1930's Soviet made anti NAZI propaganda film set in 13th Century Russia just make a KKK reference? If so, at least it portrayed them as the bad guys.

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Quick, while Jesus is gone we can eat ham!