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Hello. Good day to you.

hello, hope you are doing well

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It seems like we wont be getting a 3rd movie after all

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My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

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TMNT Turtles in order of Hotness

Like as in, I want them to slam me in the bed, but also hey...he cute. 1. Bay Verse Turtles 2. Rise Turtles 3. 2000′s Turtles 4. 1980′s  turtles 5. 2012 turtles 6. 90′s live action movie turtles 7. TMNT turtles

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A Very Short Halloween Tmnt Story

The brothers go to a club, in costume. Mikey decides to go as a mummy, He doesn't use enough bandages for wrapping and gets arrested for reasons. The end

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Please do!

On or off anon, come to my inbox and recommend rp blogs for me to check out!

Bonus points if you specify why I should follow them!

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Symbols of Sinday

Send me a symbol and I will write about:

🔪 - A time my character killed someone/something. 🪒 - A time my character tortured someone/something. 🤺 - A time my character started a fight. 👠 - A time my character was vain. 🍰 - A time my character overindulged in something delicious. 💉 - A time my character gave into a vice. 🦁 - A time my character’s pride got the better of them. 🤬 - A time my character’s anger clouded their judgement. 🟢 - A time my character felt deep envy. 💋 - A time my character gave into feelings of desire. 💔 - A time my character destroyed a relationship for their own gains. 💰 - A time my character was greedy. 💳 - A time my character spent in excess. 👹 - A time my character manipulated another. 🦥 - A time my character was lazy. 💍 - A time my character broke a promise. 🐕 - A time my character failed to be responsible.

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* talk about your muse!

send 🍯 for a food headcanon

send🥛for a drink headcanon

send 🐢 for a mental health headcanon

send 🦄 for a physical health headcanon

send ⌛for a sleep headcanon

send 💕 for a love headcanon

send 💣 for a stress headcanon

send 😵 for a sickness headcanon

send 🤲 for a religious headcanon

send 🏡 for a home headcanon

send 🍬 for a family headcanon

send 💼 for a work headcanon

send ⛈️ for a sadness headcanon

send 😡 for an anger headcanon

send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

send 🌼 for a happiness headcanon

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Fiding a Job can make you nervous or stressed at every step

1, Searching, hoping you find something

2. Did I do everything right on the application?

3. Oh god they want to interview me...

4. *During the interview* Am I doing good or am I making an ass hat out of myself

5. Well I got the job. Wonder how long it takes me to fuck it up

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The post: "Things from TMNT Bayverse That NO ONE Talks About and Should Talk About". It had that tiny Leo cutting pizza by using his swords. I want to see older Leo doing the same thing. Could Raph do the same thing by using his sais? Oh Raph vs Leo duel of cutting pizza with weapons!

Funny enough it depends on the pizza. Leo can do deep dish a bit better then me (more so when Mikey orders it, due to their being about 20 different cheeses on it) HOWEVER ya boy Raph is undefeated when it comes to Sicilian. I can cut that up and serve it out before you can blink.

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Things from TMNT Bayverse That NO ONE Talks About and Should Talk About

- Raph CANNONICALLY lets April call him “Raphie” as a pet name. He also calls April’s wasabi peas “O’Niel’s Rabbit Food”.

- Master Splinter is a Lionel Richie fan. Also the song Mikey sings to April at the end of the first movie is called “Happy Together” by a band called The Turtles.

- Donnie cannonically has a crush on April. April cannonically doesn’t notice Donnie’s said crush on her.

- It’s been 5 years and Mikey still probably doesn’t understand the end of Lost.

- Raph is a Vin Disel fan (aren’t we all) and is afraid of heights. Poor boy belongs on the ground.

- Mikey has a LITERAL hoverboard. Like LITERALLY. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I NEED TO KNOW.

- Tiny Leo used to cut pizza with his katanas.

- Raph is pretty good at sculpting. He’s also really good at knitting. He’s an arts and crafts nerd no one can confide me otherwise.

- In a deleted scene, Casey asked April to kiss him. Sure it was to somehow “distract” Vincent so that she wouldn’t notice him??? How does that work?

- Michael Bay literally almost made the turtles aliens and the fandom almost threw hands with his bitch ass. (I hate him, but I love him too)

- Bebop and Rocksteady’s first reaction upon becoming mutants was to check their manhood’s size. Literally.

- Correct me if I’m wrong, but we still don’t know if Sax is dead or not.

- There is a banned pickle commercial in Germany (I think maybe) about Raph’s dick that no one really talks about for some reason.

- How did Raph and Leo get their scars on their face? (Raph has a scar on his eye and Leo has a scar on his cheek)

- Vern LITERALLY sold BAGS OF HIS AIR LIKE WTF VERN YOU LITTLE BITCH.

- Donnie still snorts when he laughs, we forgot about this and the fact we forgot makes me really sad.

- Casey literally beat up the Allstate insurance disaster guy in a bar.

- There a Bumblebee reference in the second movie.

- Donnie wears a retainer and drinks Asian soda.

- April had a roommate, who probably moved out because everyone thought she was batshit crazy.

- Megan Fox (who I’m TOTALLY GAY FOR) was nominated for “Worst Supporting Actress” for her role in both movies (I HATE THAT I STAN ONE QUEEN AND ITS MEGAN FOX MEGAN MARRY ME PLEASE).

- Raph has only seen Batman once.

- The only two turtles we’ve seen without a mask are Mikey and Leo. (We saw Leo in a flash back and Mikey on the rooftop).

- There’s a hip hop Christmas album that I NEED TO HEAR.

- The turtles call Splinter “Dad”.

- Karai has GREAT cheek bones.

- Lil’ Mikey has seen a murder take place through the sewers.

- Most of the NYPD now knows about the turtles.

- There’s several reference to the movie in the 2012 series. Mikey mentions that he met Megan Fox on a rooftop. Mikey also tries to recreate the elevator scene, only to be punched by Raph.

- In a deleted scene April meet the chick who played April in the 90’s movies.

- And most importantly, some people say a third movie IS IN DEVELOPMENT!!!

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You AGAIN?? Can’t you just leave for once???

Again? Sorry bud, I got no idea what you mean

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oo shit... good point

Two Raphs meet, can the universe handle it?

Boy do I got news for you buddy, there are way more than just two of us around here. Ya just gotta know where to look. But yeah, I think the universe can handle more me. Even if it is a younger me. 

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Me and Mikey takin a nap.  https://twitter.com/HunkyLigerBeast/status/1186707584545366016/photo/1

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Yo, whats up?

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Dm stuff ‘cause otp mood  heightdiffisnecessary

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