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watching reddit go into a full death spiral is like watching the specifically trans equivalent of the library of alexandria go up in flames

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i allow myself one suicide joke a month because a well-placed “i’m going to kill myself” can be REALLY funny but like for real yall, if you’re suicidal or depressed in any capacity, or even if you aren’t, if you make suicide jokes constantly your brain will internalize it and you will actually want to kill yourself. which you don’t want to do. and if you stop making suicide jokes then you will feel better. same with any kind of self deprecation— stop doing it and you will start to feel better. i’ve been suicidal at several points in my life and i can guarantee you from personal experience that it fucking works. stop making kms jokes every day and your life will improve. and other people get uncomfortable when you make kms jokes constantly. be nicer to yourself

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it's really disappointing how people's critique of jkr starts and ends with her transphobia, and they completely ignore her blatant antisemitism, racism, homophobia, slavery apologism, sympathy for the wizard nazis, (the wizard nazi incel) snape's redemption, the villain of fantastic beasts trying to stop the holocaust, and the new game literally being a rehash of the blood libel myth.

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Heck it, here’s a portrait I did of @bigchefsknife ‘s D&D character

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hallowed be thy ween

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i love you lab grown diamonds i love you slavery-free chocolate i love you community gardens i love you fact that the insulin patent was sold for $1 i love you locally produced meat and milk i love you streets turned into walkable parks i love you little reminders that Things Do Not Have To Be This Way and there are people working to build a better world!!

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im literally living little treat to little treat

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what skills do yall have that make you annoying abt seeing people do it in media. i’ll go first i ran track for 6 years (first distance then sprinting) and i am physically incapable of not commenting on people’s running form

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Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

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when you die, you walk into the cold unknown hand in hand with a girl you met once when you were five in a hotel pool and her hand is warm.

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Genuinely the posts where people collate and juxtapose a bunch of different media texts to convey an idea with all the citations at the bottom are the best thing to have come out of this site in the entire eight years I’ve been on here. It’s so sexy. Intertextuality is genuinely one of the things that I go feral for without hesitation and I adore it it’s such a good use of the medium I hope it never stops

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i was curious what the other side of the moon looked like so i googled it and

i’m so glad we got the side we did the moon’s ass ugly

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"Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?"

"He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program."

"But couldn't he do more good if he just invested-"

"The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny."

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20 years of extreme poverty, abuse of power and human rights violations stemming from the authoritarian rule of a President my people bravely resisted.

Today, February 25, 2022, my country celebrates the 36th anniversary of Edsa People Power Revolution. A remarkable display of unity to reclaim the democracy taken away by power hungry leadership.

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for someone who’s supposedly hyperactive i sure am one tired fuck

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The Justice League is sitting around a table for their weekly status update. Diana and Victor have already reported; everything so far is status quo.

Diana, who drew the short straw and is stuck taking minutes for this meeting: Batman, report.

Bruce: There is a new villain in Gotham. He has a pencil head. The eraser on the tip can make things invisible. He calls himself The Eraser but the Bat team has taken to calling him Eraserhead. Threat level minimum.

Diana:…Okay.

Diana: Superman, report.

Clark: Oh, yeah. Uh, everything is fine. Stopped a runaway train in Japan. Um. Moved a meteor out of the way. Repaired a nuclear power plant. No villains…it’s all fine. Everything’s great. :(

The League:

Clark: it’s

Clark: It’s just…it’s the gosh dang prairie dogs. They’ve built a whole town under the crops and they’re eating all the corn. Ma hired some kids from the high school to help with the harvest and one of them stepped into a dang prairie dog hole and twisted his ankle. Can you believe it? And the sunflowers? Heck! Forget about the dang sunflowers. Didn’t stand a chance. The prairie dogs tore the seedlings to bits. The whole crop is shot. And I can’t remove them because they’re a protected species so what is there to do? I just…the gosh dang prairie dogs, Diana.

The League:

Bruce: Bats and prairie dogs have a synergistic relationship—

Hal: Meeting adjourned