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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

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For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.

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White Rabbit 🌙

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

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welcome home my wife

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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And they're all from the same book. I need this.

british fantasy name: wicklebort smee

american fantasy name: aethiraimia “mia” windfeeler

chinese fantasy name: zhang youming (minimum two pages of in-text etymology about why they’re called this)

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

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Spyro: Year of the Dragon (PS1, 2000)

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Oh look the people who ignored the claims of people being buried alive in al shifa hospital courtyard, who thought it was justified to target a hospital full of international doctors to kill a journalist, who ignored the international doctors saying children were coming in with sniper shots to their heads and ignored the iof destroying medical equipment, and forced thousands of injured palestinians to evacuate hospitals are suddenly finding it in themselves to say that its never okay to target a hospital when Iran does it. "Bbb-ut hamas uses the hospitals" yeah the same claim coming from the iof who said an Arabic calendar lists the "names of terrorists." It was actually completely immoral to call all the lives at Gazas hospitals forfeit, believing the deaths of thousands of injured people were justified, believing that gazans dont deserve medical care so I dont want to hear them crying wolf when they could not give a damn for a single soul in Gaza hospitals as long as the idf spread a narrative that could absolve them of caring.

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happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.