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I DEFY YOU TODD HOWARD

YOU SEND SNAKES AND DEVILS TO BREAK MY SPIRIT

YET I REMAIN FAITHFUL

YOU TRY TO BLIGHT MY FIELDS BUT THE WHEAT GROWS TRUE

YOU CANNOT SWAY ME WITH YOUR FALSE GOSPEL YOU VILLAIN

I TOOK YOUR MISCARRIAGE OF A GAME AND BROKE IT TO MY WHIMS

I REMAIN IN THE LIGHT

EAT SHIT TODD

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Spent the better part of a week modding FO4 to hell and back, finally get it running perfectly last night and today Todd shits in my mouth by updating the fucking game now I have to individually download the files for the previous version I hate you Todd

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I know that Nintendo gets a lot of hate, but honestly, I think they should be hated even more.

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instinct

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Artifact found in glovebox. Circa 2000 AD, Late American petro-empire civilization. perhaps used in religious rituals

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I am god's strongest warrior and I swear I will mKe Fallout 4 work with 1200+ mods fuck you Todd

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That incompetent house-husband moment when you decide to get drunk at 2am

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Memories.

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this is sending me

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yoda

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