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„in another life, i would have really liked to just do laundry and taxes with you“ is one of the most romantic and tender things ive ever heard fuck fuckfuck
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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.
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Trail of the Twister Magazines







These are amazingly ridiculous. I can't believe I didn't notice them in-game. Commentary and art by Zack Rock:
Doing things a bit differently this Drewsday. Since I totally dropped the ball last week, and since this week's Drewsday is a full day late, I've decided to post SEVEN products for you - seven magical magazines no self-respecting convenience store owner can hope to succeed without.
The catch is, none of these actually feature any illustrations by me - just Photoshop work. They do, however, prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I've missed my calling as a magazine pitchman.
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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
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take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are (remembers im playing at a gay bar on bear night) men
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Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine
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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
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Mario no Super Picross - SNES guide Book
Itoh Benimaru artwork on cover
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[Review] Tamagotchi Field Guide (LCD)

What an incredible find!
Keep reading
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all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
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A Franziska Von Karma drawing I made when I was playing through JFA!
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Miss Adrian Andrews
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Gumshoe is Edgeworth's weird little girl and his backup career plan is to be Phoenix's weird little girl
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the butterfly chart… is done…. time 2 slumber
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