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my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt

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Can we nominate other people I THink you should torment Wilbur. Or Dream. Or Ran Boo

I need someone new to torment. any takers?

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i have absolutely no fucking idea what that means or what the hell a conceda is big man anyway do you want to hold this uhhhhhhh apple for me. please. don't look at it too hard also.

'ello fundy ow are you on this fine evening this jolly good night well i am fine you see i am doing just dandy in fact. how are you. - @biggestmanindsmp

Tommy!! Oh good, you're alright!

I'm ... Kinda confused, honestly. I'm with Niki right now and she's acting strange..

Well. Are you in Conceda?

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HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TOMMY!

this is an admin post

[ rp and ask blog of c!tommy from dsmp :D. run by blue-bell-rising (mcyt sideblog sleepytine), non-selective!! send any asks you want, as long as they're completely sfw, as mun and muse are minors ]

tagging system;

#huge brain - tommy posts

#small thoughts - mun posts

#people on de blogue - ask posts

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[tommy huffs] in trouble with who? phil taught me how to say stuff, you don't follow Prime, The Governme- oh that's right, you made sure you couldn't get in trouble with them anymore. who's gonna stop me! [he beams] Nobody!!!!!!

and since you Won't Stop Asking, i'm over by the- the crater.

YOU FUCKER WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG GODDAMN BASTARD - @biggestmanindsmp

tommy, tommy, i'm sorry, calm down, i didn't think the lines would be so long at checkout —

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of course i was fuckin' worried! i- i know we fight a lot and aren't on the best terms but you're still The Blade and- while you're very annoying and strict and- and hate having a good time clearly and betrayed me and- of course i was worried.

don't do it again, fuckin'- fucking pussy!

YOU FUCKER WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG GODDAMN BASTARD - @biggestmanindsmp

tommy, tommy, i'm sorry, calm down, i didn't think the lines would be so long at checkout —

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BITCH YOU SHOULDVE EXPECTED THI- CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN!!?! MY BROTHER JUST GETS BACK AFTER BEING MISSING FOR LIKE, MONTHS AND-

oh. wait wait wait wait sorry i know you don't like being called my brother. sorry. but you still should've- i was waiting for you, dickhead.

YOU FUCKER WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG GODDAMN BASTARD - @biggestmanindsmp

tommy, tommy, i'm sorry, calm down, i didn't think the lines would be so long at checkout —

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Hello Tommy! It's Eret, I wanted to let you know preparations have been made! I'll let you know as soon as I can so we can get you moved in, sunshine.

Signed, King Eret

(the letter is definitely old and wrinkled.) - @smp-archivist

Hello Eert. Eret

Im not caling you king but i wil cal you my frend. it has ben a long time sinse we have talked but i mis you. i have not herd anything bak wich i xpct xcpect expexcted but it stil herts i am very hapy you wrote to me. i wil sea you so-on.

tommy

translation of letter below cut

Hello Eret,

I'm not calling you king but i will call you my friend. it has been a long time since we have talked but i miss you. i have not heard anything back which i expected (but it still hurts) [crossed out, as if regretted as soon as the words were on the page]. i am very happy you wrote to me. i will see you soon.

Tommy

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hello, Tommy. it is Me, God. I was checking in. how are You. (@areyouawakexd)

heyyyyyyyyyy XD how- how are You? doin' well up there with Your Godly shit? i mean- Shit? Your stuff? with like exe and hd and lady death and alllll of them i'm sure everythings been doing fine over there- yeah. mhm yep. i'm going to stop talking now.

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Hey. The mcyt rpverse is NOT A closed group. It's a catchall tag for all the mcyt rp blogs. It's not a closed blog, it never has been, and for that to be said is grossly inaccurate and unfair to the rest of the blogs. You can have your own groups, but to say the rpverse is a CLOSED group is not true at all.

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hello. long time no see

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tommy sputtered. "uh- well- you see- i- uhhh-"

his eyes lit up and he cleared his throat. beginning to bob his head. "his name is philza minecraft and he is quite old. he is married to a woman, which i find. cool. technoblade wears a royal gown, i am massive. i am massive."

"h- hey, niki," tommy starts, head down. "i'm not gonna like- bother you if you're busy or anything i know you probably have a lot going on and i don't want to be a distraction or- or something but-"

he takes a deep breath. "can i ask you about something?"

-@biggestmanindsmp

"Tommy?"

her head rises from where she's bowed over a journal. she sets down her quill and smiles at him, softly.

"Hey, what's going on? I'm not busy, don't worry."

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tommy let out a loud laugh. "really? your new boyfriend? out of all the songs, you go with that one? there's so many other options, like- like pigstep or otherside! and yet you sing the- the one song that's- well it's a wrongun song, you know. it's a good song but- only wronguns sing it and you don't want to be a wrongun so-"

"h- hey, niki," tommy starts, head down. "i'm not gonna like- bother you if you're busy or anything i know you probably have a lot going on and i don't want to be a distraction or- or something but-"

he takes a deep breath. "can i ask you about something?"

-@biggestmanindsmp

"Tommy?"

her head rises from where she's bowed over a journal. she sets down her quill and smiles at him, softly.

"Hey, what's going on? I'm not busy, don't worry."

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tommy startles at the request. he hasn't heard singing that wasn't his own coming from his wobbly, shot voice since- well. let's just say it's been a while.

he coughs in an attempt to hide his sudden movement. "yeah. i think that would be- that would be cool." he clears his throat. "if you want."

"h- hey, niki," tommy starts, head down. "i'm not gonna like- bother you if you're busy or anything i know you probably have a lot going on and i don't want to be a distraction or- or something but-"

he takes a deep breath. "can i ask you about something?"

-@biggestmanindsmp

"Tommy?"

her head rises from where she's bowed over a journal. she sets down her quill and smiles at him, softly.

"Hey, what's going on? I'm not busy, don't worry."

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“yeah, yeah i should. if i don’t tubbo and ranboo probably do. c’mon, it’s not far.”

she helps him stand and wraps an arm around his middle to stabilize him.

“it’s this way, toward Snowchester. so, you wanna tell me how you got a poisoned arrow in your arm?”

tommy muffles a groan as she picks him up, leaning heavily onto her despite being much taller. i mean he's So Tall. such a huge man. wow. probably the Tallest Ever. people should like base lightning rods off of him or something he's so tall.

anyway, back to him bleeding out.

"uhhh no i don't actually. i don't even know how. what's an- what's an arrow? or an arm? i don't have any arms i'm too cool and awesome and poggers for that. let's go back to silence. silence is great and wonderful and doesn't ask questions that don't make sense because arms aren't real. yep."

"h- hey, niki," tommy starts, head down. "i'm not gonna like- bother you if you're busy or anything i know you probably have a lot going on and i don't want to be a distraction or- or something but-"

he takes a deep breath. "can i ask you about something?"

-@biggestmanindsmp

"Tommy?"

her head rises from where she's bowed over a journal. she sets down her quill and smiles at him, softly.

"Hey, what's going on? I'm not busy, don't worry."

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tommy huffed. "yeah i fuckin know it can do serious damage dickhead, why do you think i came to you in the first place? so i could show you this awesome poison running a marathon through my veins and then just leave?"

he paused. that was exactly what he was planning on doing, actually. "... i am maybe not so good at plans."

tommy turned to look back at wilbur but moved his arm out of her sight. "nuh-uh, no touchin. gimme a- a gapple or something. yeah. yeah! i Demand a gapple from You."

"heyyyyy wil, how's it going," tommy asked, the pitch of his voice wavering as he shifted his weight. "i uh- there's somethin- well never mind actually i will just be on my way i did not disturb you okay bye see you later have fun don't DIE again or anything ha that would be crazy woo-"

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"Tommy? What's-" Wilbur's eyes widened at the sight of him in the door. The last time she'd seen him had been- well, she didn't like to think back on it. More pressing, however, was the arrow sticking out of his arm.

"Oh, shit, that's- Come in, now, is that- poison?" She grabbed his uninjured hand, pulling him inside.

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tommy flinches slightly at the movement of his arm, but otherwise does his best to stay steady. "i do- i do not have any healing potions because i do not need them Ever i am simply too strong for-" another flinch, as the poison's grasp on his arm strengthens. "i never ever need healing pots i am in fact Against healing pots i see them and i-"

he gasps.

"... do you have any at your house?"

"h- hey, niki," tommy starts, head down. "i'm not gonna like- bother you if you're busy or anything i know you probably have a lot going on and i don't want to be a distraction or- or something but-"

he takes a deep breath. "can i ask you about something?"

-@biggestmanindsmp

"Tommy?"

her head rises from where she's bowed over a journal. she sets down her quill and smiles at him, softly.

"Hey, what's going on? I'm not busy, don't worry."