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soooo we're making Calypso's bday a thing right? RIGHT?? 19th of October is now a special day

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not to be a freak but um. but. um. brennan doing a whole season as a pissed off strong mother with his normal voice. um. sorry? um. can barely handle his scary lady npcs. SORRY GUYS THIS IS A SAFE SPACE RIGHT????? SOMEONE GETS IT RIGHT?????????

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😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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izzy hands reaching poor little meow meow levels of which the world has never seen before

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Hell yes Spanish Jackie has trans husbands.

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Me with Izzy girlies

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In a rare occurrence, we can use this image without editing it

(This is about stede's crew btw)

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Ed listing "Orgasms" as one of the pros of living is of course hilarious, but him knee-jerk answering "Warmth" is going to haunt me to my grave.

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what a wild fucking thing to say babygirl

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I have not been the same since Zheng Yi Sao became a character in our flag means death. It means so much to me that pirate-related media is representing her more because I never would have known about her and she is too cool to be forgotten.

For years pop culture either portrayed her as the racist "submissive asian woman" stereotype or ignored her completely. It's infuriating. Now though we have a strong portrayal of her in both doctor who and our flag means death!! Let me tell you a few things about the rightfully named "Pirate queen".

On average, most pirates died 2 years after starting piracy. Edward Teach died after two years, Stede Bonnet died after one and Israel Hands impressively died around 8 years after starting, all executed. Our pirate queen died at 68 after a successful 9 year career. In fact, she only stopped because she was made to surrender and lived the rest of her years in effective retirement.

She inherited her late husbands pirate fleets and commanded around 1,800 ships. Blackbeard is believed to have a maximum of 5- likely because he didn't get along with people well enough to amass enough crews to run them. She had the largest fleet in history.

Zheng Yi Sao was a leader and undoubtedly one of the most successful pirates ever and yet we dare to forget her.

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an outtake of Ed and Stede running toward each other, posted by OFMD writer Simone Nathan

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DAVID JENKINS IS SMOKING CRACK COCAINE

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izzy about to lose his 3rd toe and this mf asking “what are we?”

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NOT THE PURGATORY

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You

Absolute

Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatnnnhhh

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those little notes of Gnossienne no. 5 as Stede climbs back aboard The Revenge and finds it in a state of disrepair is like a punch to the fucking chest

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sooooo how're we doing?