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if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

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adopting this into my vocabulary

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My mother ran into the bathroom and was screaming things like "oh heavens!" and "holy crap!" and such. Walked out all nonchalant like I couldn't hear her horrified exclamations. She has moved on, mentally. I have not.

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i love my local burger establishment 🩷

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this could be the snart of something big

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Otra víctima del Chupacabras

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Listen buddy, because of your little "what the derp" moment, Archduke Ferdinand is dead.

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i’m NOT the yaoi warrior.

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tome is immediately convinced she is responsible for an oncoming alien invasion due to how they could immediately sense she was gay or something

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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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going through my contacts

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this is one of my favourite quotes taken out of context