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This is the no binging ghost👻

Reblog and like this and it will bless you with self control to achieve your ultimate goal weight.

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im calling myself out on this one

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The Panty Thief

Overview: “My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back” AU by @toxixpumpkin. In which Todoroki is a new cat parent and you’re his new neighbor whose panties keep disappearing.

Pairing: Todoroki Shouto x Female!Reader

Word Count: 4,139

Warning(s): Cat-astrophes (hehe), slight sexual implications, partial nudity.

Author’s Note: Modern AU with aged up characters. Todoroki + cats + awkward but cute encounters = happy Sofia. :’) PSA: If you want a pet, be like Shouto and save a life by adopting!

Get a cat, Uraraka said.

Pets are a great way to relieve stress, Iida said.

You’d have so much fun! Midoriya said.

Since when had Todoroki decided that listening to his friends would be a good idea? In no way should he have expected their plans to work in his favor.

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BNHA Students & Responses to "I want a baby" (part 1)

Part 2 can be found here

Kirishima Eijirou:

Uraraka Ochako:

Bakugou Katsuki:

Shinsou Hitoshi:

Midoriya Izuku:

Yaoyorozu Momo:

Iida Tenya:

Amajiki Tamaki:

Shouji Mezou:

Sero Hanta:

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lovesick for you, but never sick of you

↷ SYNOPSIS: With what’s going on right now worldwide, it has been really hard on everyone, but your favorite BNHA characters are willing to help you out during quarantine! 

CHARACTER PAIRINGS: Katsuki Bakugou, Tamaki Amajiki, Hitoshi Shinsou, Keigo Takami (Hawks), Shouto Todoroki, Hanta Sero, Denki Kaminari, Izuku Midoriya, Momo Yaoyorozu, Kyouka Jirou, Ochako Uraraka & Eijirou Kirishima x reader

TAGS: @candychronicles @cosmicskin @tooloudarts @j-hopeismyhope101 @redbeanteax @togasknifes @lady-bakuhoe @keigos-dove @katsukisprincess @bratwritings @yuueimagines @dee-madwriter @dickstealingbutterfly @letskidaddle @wesparklebitch @honneymusterd @k-atsukidayo @rattycakes263 @izzythekitty23 @what-a-creative-username @cloudsandtulips @bakugotrashpanda @klthmef @hoefortodo @ascrewupromantic @hawkso-o @dumbassbrigade @gabbygee928 @zoeisnthome @lordexplosionsextra​ @chaoticavalanche

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I got a lot of requests for sick! fics, and that’s really not my specialty because I don’t get sick that often, but I know that there’s a lot of stress and anxiety about this whole quarantine period for people. inspired by @adoringwords’ comfort blurbs!

’Tis is the season to be… quarantined?

Social distancing breaks your heart, especially when you’re stuck in your room at home with nothing to do. It’s a struggle for students and employees alike to endure this pandemic, stress burdening you heavily. Not knowing the state of the people around you is something that clutches your heart deeply. Even if history is making the textbooks, you’re weary of all of this, not being able to see your friends and family. You hear the doorbell ring to your apartment and catch a flash of… 

Katsuki Bakugou

To be fair, Bakugou’s version of ringing the doorbell involves switching between knocking your door and ringing the doorbell again and again. It’s the kind of thing that always disturbs your neighbors, creating complaints surrounding your boyfriend, but you’ve gotten used to waving away concerns about him. You always know it’s him at the door whenever he does that, and you rise from your seat on the sofa, excited to know that he’s here. Swinging the door open, you notice a large amount of bags in his hand, indicating that he has gone to the supermarket.

“Midoriya told me that your mother had to fight you from coming here,” you comment, a teasing lilt to your voice. He snorts at the mention of his childhood friend. “What changed?”

“I snuck out,” Bakugou answers shamelessly with a smirk lining his lips, making you roll your eyes at his response. After taking off his shoes, he meets your gaze steadily as he sets down the bags. “I wanted to make sure that you were okay. Is it a crime for me to think about you?”

His voice cracks slightly, revealing his worry for you, as he sheds his outer shell just for you. A smile spreads across your face since you know that he doesn’t like making a big deal out of his emotions, even if it’s you. Tipping yourself onto your toes, your lips meet Bakugou’s, a sweet kiss meant to convey the feeling of missing him so much. Your fingers slide through his hair, tugging the strands slightly to draw a murmur of pleasure from his lips. 

Much to his surprise, you end the kiss early, flicking your head to the group of bags next to the two of you. “What do you have there?”

“I could have shown you later,” he grumbles petulantly.

You settle down at the coffee table in your living room, curious about what he has brought you. Sifting through the bags, it’s clear that he cares for you by choosing different produce and meat along with some canned food. There’s even — 

“A recipe book?” you ask, giving him an amused look. “I could always use the internet to search stuff up.”

“The internet has nothing on recipe books,” Bakugou warns you, snatching the thick book out of your hands. “People are panicking, so they’re going to stock up on bad food. I’m not going to let you live like that.”

“Okay,” you sing, but internally, you’re grateful for his help, knowing that you have the worst luck when it comes to being stuck in quarantine. “Katsuki, thank you so much… what is this?”

“Oh,” is all he simply says, not having an intelligent response to your question when you lift up a whole package of several rolls of toilet paper. “You did mention that you were running out of toilet paper… so I made a run to the convenience store to get a couple of packages; I didn’t buy out the store like the other idiots out there.”

You can’t control your laughter at the sheepish way the tips of his ears turn a rosy red, but internally, you’re just glad that your boyfriend is here with you during this time. Despite his rough tone, his words are just so him that it makes your heart ache for all the time you have lost to this quarantine when you could have spent it with friends and family, so you’re thankful that you have some memories of a blissful time during this period.

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{11:14 pm} Rin held you on top of him as his length buried deep inside of you. He rubbed at your swollen clit, loving the way you tightened and gasped out his name. 

“Rin,” your eyes rolled back, his chest tightened at the sweetness in your voice.

“Rin,” Your voice sounded distant. His hands let go of you.

“Rin!” Jumping from the table in the desolate cafeteria, Rin looked up at you with a flushed and confused face. 

“Are you okay?” You asked looking at him.

“Y-Yeah! Why wouldn’t I be?” He tried shrugging it off with a smirk.

“You were spaces out and I kept calling you.”

“Well, maybe I just got bored of your voice,”

“Yeah ok.” You rolled your eyes and set down your bag across from him. Rin took note of everything- how your hair fell in your face, when you moved it back behind your ear.

“What?” You turned to him with a hand on your hip.

“Nothing,” he turned away once again with a pout on his lips.

“Rin,” you leaned over the table, you chin resting in your hands. The demon refused to look at you.

“Rin Okumura,”

“Y/N,”

“What were thinking about when I came in?” You asked with the raise of your brow.

“You want me answer that honestly?”

“Unless you don’t want to.”

“I… I want you. I thought about how pretty you’d look with me inside of you.” His face flared red but his eyes shone with lust. He got up from his seat and made his to you, taking your hand and enclosing you into the table.

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Rin smut headcanons rin smut headcanons I beg of you please.

relaxxx smutty rin ain’t going nowhere,,, but i gotchu regardless 💀💫

warning; [College AU], smut

imma say this off rip..... HIS TAIL IS SENSITIVE, LIKE VERY SENSITIVE

you could be rubbing this mans back trying to get him to focus on his assignment from yukio and accidentally brush his tail and this man is already whimpering in pleasure

best to believe teasing him with his tail really gets him going

pull it while he’s inside of you and he’ll completely loses it

since we’re on the topic of pulling, please pull his hair! he loves it when your fingers are tugging on scalp as he’s drilling you

he tends to find himself brushing his fangs over your most sensitive spots. He would take his time and tease you by dragging his fangs along your skin, watching every flinch and shudder you make underneath him

he enjoys grinding quite a lot. Like when intense make out sessions turn into straight dry-humping

There’s something about the friction of his bulge and clothes just gets him super excited

He definitely cums faster when y’all are grinding on each other in his dorm undisturbed

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A bunch of BonRin stuff that absolutely no one asked for

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Same voice

Same stupid

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what band are you extremely emotionally attached to and why is it virtual british band gorillaz

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bro i loved andromeda's goth cousin

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Hawks being a dad is 😳👌❤️

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What happened to you ?

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Strobelite

Russel: *opens his eyes to see 2D and Noodle embarrassing themselves on the dancefloor*

Russel:

Russel: *closes his eyes*

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2D, thinking: (That’s it, I’m gonna do it. The next time Murdoc is mean to me, I’m gonna stand up for myself. I won’t take his abuse sitting down anymore.) Murdoc: “Hey faceache, I–” 2D: “YOU PUNK-ASS, BITCH-ASS, STUPID-ASS, KERMIT-THE-FROG-LOOKIN’-ASS WANKER! YOU RUSTY, CRUSTY, DUSTY, MUSTY, OLD FUCK! YOU WRINKLY-SACKED MOTHERFUCKER! YOU STANK-BREATH HO! GET OUTTA MY FACE WITH THAT BULLSHIT BEFORE I GO AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER ON HEROIN! I’M NOT YOUR PUNCHING BAG ANYMORE!” Murdoc: “But I just–” 2D: “YOU UGLY, PIMPLY, GREASY–-”

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2D: Noodle, this is called a pillow fight! See, I hit'cha with the pillow like this...

11-year old Noodle, pulling out a gun before the pillow reaches her: I'd think again, fucker