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@crowwkui 's butch Bruce Wayne 😋

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Post the most recent gif you have with no context

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Normalize an Alfred Pennyworth who is absolutely dogshit at his job. This freshly legal little slut moved to the Big Smoke to pursue his dreams of acting then did military service then immigrated to fucking new jersey probably bc it was cheaper than new york. then he got a job as a valet or housekeeping staff or some shit at the mansion of Most Rich and Killable Couple On The Eastern Seaboard and you KNOW his slutty ass slept his way to the top. pennywaynes truther martha and thomas were swingers and i'll DIE on that hill. so they are obsessed him and he's blowing out backs while the rest of the house staff talk mad shit in the kitchen and then Alfred's sugar mommy and daddy get fucking SHOT and have named him the GUARDIAN of their CHILD and he has to shape the fuck up. BUT HE STILL DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS JOB. this cunt aint got experience running a household, he's british and can't cook for shit, landscaping cleaning bills property management HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STAR. and this is too much. so he fires the entire staff. and then single parents what will become the most emotionally fucked up human being on the face of the planet.

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Its zelda time~

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Maomao: seems like the previous apothecary died while making medicine. Were they confined in he— HOLY SHIT FREE STUFF YAHOOO

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They seem like very good friends

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hes a colorful mess

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love having little medic tf figures hold my medication or vitamins for me

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My fondness for batcat and battalia is trumped only by my desire to watch bruce wayne sit there baffled but not entirely shocked as his two ex gfs make out on his couch and trade fancy knives and talk about ancient gemstones and make innuendos about flexibility and they don't acknowledge him at all

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Has this one been done yet?

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preserved

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laios985

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lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]

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Italian Nirvana