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Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

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some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

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Girls with thick thighs and loud laughs are important and deserve love

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Your eyes have betrayed you, Daenerys.

(From the very first.)

-Updated Version-

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Your eyes have betrayed you, Daenerys.

(From the very first.)

-Updated Version-

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And they win.

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I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

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like fuck jk rowing her battle of hogwarts doesn’t hold a CANDLE to the battle of olympus in percy jackson….. annabeth instinctively taking a knife for percy that would’ve hit his achilles spot bcuz she just knew….. silena dying after masquerading as clarisse to convince ares cabin to join the battle, revealing in the end she was the spy and caused the death of her own boyfriend…. kronos being defeated after percy realizes he’s not the hero and gives luke annabeth’s knife which he uses to kill himself…. percy being offered immortality and instead asking for the gods to from now on recognize all their children so no one ever feels unwanted again….. TELL me u didn’t absolutely go feral reading this for the first time in 6th grade or whenever

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★ squidsmith | 瀧與三葉.拥抱 ☆ ⊳ taki and mitsuha (your name.) ✔ republished w/permission

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

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@maybeicouldbebrave

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This started off as a laugh but it quickly gained serial killer energy

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2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair