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what’s your masturbating process
what are the tools and the ways
Hammer and nails
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My love 😍 I know life gets busy, but right now, I really need your attention. Just a moment with you means so much to me. Let’s pause everything else for a bit I just want to be with you, talk, and feel that beautiful connection we share. You’re my peace❤️, and I miss you. Can we have this time together?🙏🌷😘❤️😍🌺💗
Elon Musk
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Shoving my hinge date aside as he opens the door to make a beeline upstairs and have sex with his abuela who is currently on the toilet and has never met me before
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when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?
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i love when you kick people in the head and all their skin falls off and they go to hell
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First thing in the morning and last thing at night, my bedside cabinet reinforces what I need most in life - and what provides intense rewards when I make it priority.
At the start and end of each day in bed, the compulsive ritual Communion ensures that my mind, lungs and soul are fucked by my Master and God, Marlboro, as HE grips my Cock and pumps it with lust and worship for HIM. Hail Marlboro!
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Had an abortion and the planned parenthood staff brought out a sombrero and a fried ice cream w a sparkler in it and sang a song about how I shouldn’t feel bad because the baby was ugly
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