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A spinner shark shows off its signature feeding strategy

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time for another misportrayal of sharks in a horror movie!!!!!

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@themckaytriarchy // uwu

"Put some pants on. No one should have to look at... whatever that is you have going on down there."

'Why are you looking at my "whatever" in the first place? You curious?'

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Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

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love u too @themckaytriarchy 😘

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You all forcing my hand over here SO HERE WE GO…

King can be considered much closer in physiology to a shark than to a human. His father was a shark shapeshifter (shark was his primary form but he could become any fish he desired, as well as human) and his mother a human, but since his father was a god… it’s no surprise it was his side of the gene pool that had the overhand. This is why King is so obviously a shark. It’s why he will always identify more with them than with humans.

And because you are all horrible, I guess that means you want explanation on the status of what’s between his legs. I’ve already touched on the subject when I talked about his fins here, but I know I glossed it over. Because it was not the point of the headcanon.

If you read the fin headcanon, you’ll see me mentioning his pelvic fins. They sit on his lower belly, let’s say the outer edge sort of lines up with the classic V of a well-toned body. They’re not very noticable because they are the same shade of greyish white that his stomach is, and he keeps them flat against his body due to their inconvenient location (right where the waistband of pants would sit). He can’t wear belts due to them, but thankfully he has a royally blessed ass to keep pants up. Yes, we’re going with it.

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send king those nasty asks please thank you

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should i.......... write a drabble

having a Think about king's dark web activities...

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having a Think about king's dark web activities...

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And I very much don’t. 

(Suicide Squad V4 019)

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Priorities

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alright since im sort-of back in a half-assed way

bloomofaphrodite <<< find me in the disco

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'Shut up, you know some of them are just askin' for it and nobody ain't doin' shit to stop me.'

'Hey, that's fuckin' offensive! I'm a shark, not a person. Disgusting.'

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'Hey, that's fuckin' offensive! I'm a shark, not a person. Disgusting.'

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"That's because you're a horrible person."

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anonymous // meme

😶 + could you live in a world where you were physically incapable of eating people? Like, you just straight up couldn't, but everything else was the exact same?

'Wait, do you think my life depends on eating humans? 'Uhm... no, I just do that shit for funsies.'

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Send 😶 + a really uncomfortable question and my muse has to answer it