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i seen a couple posts at this point saying shit like “isnt it funny how people went wild for spamtong the little nasty man of trash qhen there was a REAL big tumblr sexyman coming” and its like you absolute fool. you clown. i dont want a real big sexyman i want a decrepit little freak. get out of my damn sight
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your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal
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im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit
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me when i'm a united states politician in the democratic party
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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death
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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons
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