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Slytherin: you’re so cute

Hufflepuff: I am not cute! I go looking for danger, I am a lone wolf!

Slytherin: *pulls out a giant cookie*

*gasp* <(○•○)>

Hufflepuff:gimmie gimmie

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Gryffindor: Come on Puff! Piggyback ride time!!

Hufflepuff: Weeeeeeeee! *hops onto Gryffindor's back*

Gryffindor: *starts running*

Slytherin: *sobbing on Ravenclaw's lap* I thought we had something special!

Ravenclaw: *patting Sly's back* Come now, come now, stop sobbing so loudly you're disturbing my thinking.

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MY HONEY BUN

Teacher: So class, who wants to answer question 3? Yachi?

Yachi [whispering]: I have the bravery of a Chicken McNugget. Please don’t.

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queen

…after fighting the Deatheaters

Hermione: *patting Draco and Harry on the back* Good job gays

Draco:

Harry: *Nervous laughter* Did you mean to say gu-

Hermione: Did I fucking stutter

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OMG ME

Aziraphale + Autism in E1: In The Beginning

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me

Changbin: bro I will straight up cry in public, don’t mess with me

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lmao same

Jisung: Should I stay out of it?

Woojin: Yes.

Jisung: Will I stay out of it?

Woojin: No.

Jisung: You know me so well.

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haha, honestly same

Chan: You gotta learn to love yourself.

Felix: Don't you fucking hate yourself???

Chan: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Im devastated

happy kids room

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Me

Minho, letting anyone into the dorm: Please leave the heterosexuality at the door.

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🥴🏳️‍🌈

Chan: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Han: What if it bites me and it dies?

Hyunjin: That means you’re poisonous. Fuck's sakes, learn to listen.

Minho: What if it bites itself and I die?

Chan: It’s voodoo.

Seungmin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Felix: That’s correlation, not causation.

Han, *grinning*: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Hyunjin: No-

Minho: That’s kinky.

I.N: What?

Hyunjin: Oh my god-

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same

Hyunjin: >:( don’t pick a fight with me

Hyunjin: I’ll cry very loudly and it’ll be embarrassing for the both of us >>:^((((

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idied

changbin: will you date me?

changbin: breathe if yes

changbin: recite the bible in japanese if no

seungmin: and then jesus said "omae wa mou shindeiru"

seungmin: and moses answered "NANI?!"

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MY LITTLE SWEET CHERRY MUFFIN 🥺🌸

Jeongin: Can I swear?

Woojin: Yes, I will allow you to swear.

Jeongin: F-

Woojin: Yes, go on.

Jeongin: I’m nervous.

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I cried

hyunjin: you don’t like to admit it, but if anyone else was mean to jisung you’d beat them up.

seungmin: psh, no-

jisung, coming into the room with a pout on his face: changbin said he’s gonna kick my ass

seungmin, standing up: not if i kick his first

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me hice pipi

Felix at 2am working out:

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lmao changbin, same

chan: what state do you live in?

changbin: constant anxiety

minho: denial

jisung: perfection

felix: sydney

chan: sydney is literally a city