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Tommy said on his recent alt stream that he always wished he couldve done a different ending for ctommy, and when jack went live on the smp he realized he could..

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"I logged on Jack's stream, did that, stood in my cupboard, and was like 'Fuck man, I just wish I could've ended it differently-' and I was like- 'OH I can! Right now !!' And then I legged it back to my computer, wrote a few notes, and was like 'Ok, c'mon Tom, fuckin' lock in, man.' ... Yeah I was really happy with that."

"... It didn't even really make that much canonical sense to go to Techno's house, I just needed Jack to know without me saying anything that I was, fuckin', being really serious in-character."

"... Yeah, it was nice, I was really happy. I always had that ending in my head, like imagining that the alt ending was that he had a little cottage. So I liked it- I was like 'Yeah! This is fuckin' canon, man.' ... It meant a lot to me- It really meant a lot to me! You ever like, be clearing through your bedroom and you find a toy that you forgot, fuckin' meant the world to you, then you're holding it and your like 'Oh shit. This is so important, right now I've remembered about this.' That's what it was like doing the cottage- I was like- I got to be a tiny bit ctommy and I was like 'This is fuckin' important to me, lets fuckin' finish-! This is the most important thing right now!'"

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we're not so different you and i

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starting to wonder how long tom will keep the bicurious thing going. go settle your curiosity. you're a skinny 20yo 6'2 blond man who frequents gay bars it cannot be that hard

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guys i found a 100+ page scholarly article about dream smp fandom and i'm not joking

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genuinely had a dream last night that jack manifold and ellie neale broke up and they weren’t saying why but after a few weeks jack revealed on shut up im taking that it was bc he caught her reading schlatt fanfic on tumblr and it became a really public messy breakup and schlatt got involved and then a bunch of drama channels started covering it and defending ellie like "its not real. its not cheating its called real person FICTION. she didn’t do anything wrong" and the other side was like “that’s so fucked up schlatt and jack are good friends and she’s a cheater and a BITCH” and schlatt was like “what can i say ladies love me🤷‍♂️” and it became a huge drama thing that ppl got SO invested in and there were like hardcore stans and it went to court and was being streamed on twitch and it was all so fucking crazy. schlatt paid everyone off and put jack in jail at the end and i woke up with tears in my eyes and im dead fucking serious.

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Techno's card :(

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I made Tubbo out of paper!

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mild hot take but I dislike it when people dress tommy up with Christian signifiers ala crosses and such, I find it much more interesting to expand on the fictional religion he actually follows in canon rather just Making him a Catholic

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🐖

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game master

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Hello Mr. President 🐏

Sorry I'm back to shameless dsmp posting💔

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seems like most of us is wrong drawing mumbo’s eyes dark brown/black, because he headcanons himself BLUE eyes

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To break the numbers down, there are 46 total Player Characters across all main JRWI campaigns.

3 of them are POC, 11 aren't human/don't apply, and 32 are white.

7 are female, 2 are genderqueer, and 37 are male.

Closeups on the white pharoah spreadsheet image if you want it.

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saw that salamander fuck from the new campaign teaser and realized i had a point to make. One second

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JAW DROP

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can't hold it back anymore i have to be a hater or my heart might stop. can we all fucking kill those x reader accounts? deadass? "Ohhh parasocial parasocial what if slimecicle fucked you crazystyle" YOU WISH YOU WERE A FRACTION AS HORNY FOR HIM AS ME AND MY MUTUALS ARE. SIT THE HELL DOWN YOURE NOT DOING IT RIGHT. CENSOR YOUR SENTENCES LIKE YOURE BEING MUZZLED AT GUNPOINT LIKE A REAL MAN.

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remember that one time c!beeduo seemingly???? Had sex???? In front of foolish one time what was that