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yeah i don't understand why people say they would still want to work if they had a choice, the physical and mental toll of employment is unbearable. i mean i can barely stomach getting out of bed most days, not to mention the emotional breakdowns and recurring desire to run away and become a missing persons case- [there is a man standing behind me with a comically large hammer labelled 'UNDIAGNOSED DISABILITY'] yo who invited this guy. what's he doing here.

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Every part of a Harlequin can honk if you just squeze it the right way

I am now a huge Aeldari fan

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Angel manta ray (what if fish was bird??)

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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

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i’m ok with monogamy because it’s a fucked up fetish thing

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a single dry cough

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Magician Shokyokusai Tenkatsu and her Flower Heaven Troupe wearing a strap-on hooked into a 300,000 volt Tesla Coil to shower bolts of artificial lightning on the girls below holding conductor rods, part of the Japanese artistic movement called Eroguronansensu (literally “erotic-grotesque-nonsense”)

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Anthony Machuca "Forbidden Knowledge"

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do you know what a chick tract is?

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Magic, much like a sewing machine, doesn’t suddenly make you an expert at your hobby.

Indeed much like a sewing machine, magic just lets you make faster mistakes- with an elevated chance of being stabbed multiple times instead of just the one

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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who is she

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The Pokemon regions

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Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out