"We're all crazy, some of us just hide it better than others" Welcome to this mess
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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Tony Stark who's obsessed with progress, updates things that are already state of the art, and will spend a pretty penny just to insure the melting point is 0.2 times more resistant in his new material
Peter Parker whose phone charger only works at an angle, whose laptop is made from dumpster parts and sounds like a helicopter when the fans turn on, and who steals material from his high school's chemistry cabinets
Both of which get their t-shirts from strip malls, whose favourite food is 5 bucks, and whose genius supersedes the limitations of materials or expense
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It's not: "Dick wanted to kill Zucco and Bruce decided to make him Robin to stop him from being a murderer"
It's "Dick would have still gone out in the streets as Robin by himself regardless of what Bruce said but he was also 8 to 13 (depending on which comics we are talking about) and being with Bruce means Batman could give him some protection and they could teach each other".
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Kara Killmer and Jesse Spencer as Sylvie Brett and Matthew Casey — Chicago Fire | One Crazy Shift
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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Forgive me madam, for taking up so much of your time.
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