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i'm officially leaving tumblr. i spend too much time over here. take care everyone. i'll be back in 5 seconds.

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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apparently someone in Edinburgh has been updating the street signs for pride

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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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“i'm the last of the time lords” you bigenerated. you're not even the last of yourself

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Quite possibly the single funniest cock-up in recent Who history. I'd be laughing if I wasn't so annoyed at having potentially been deprived of years of Rani stories!

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I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time

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I would like to thank you for inviting me onto your dash. I have already eaten 11 of the adjacent posts

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"This is Ankh-Morpork, you know. We've got extra pronouns here." from “Feet of Clay” is such a fucking baller line to drop

Angua Von Überwald really said trans rights and took her new bestie to a gay bar

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btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op

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Freddy Mercury

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started watching another 30 year old show

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anyways guys congratulations on being aromantic. it's pride month everyone congratulate aromantic people <3