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Also I helped do rads on a great dane last night and now im like. Dying and still have to work tonight

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Got a 2% raise (actual garbage that doesn't keep up with the cost of inflation)

But at the end of the day I can't complain I officially make over $30 an hour before you start adding in differentials, etc

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andrew cuomo just conceded to zohran and said "he won"

bye sweaty!!!!

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I love coffee shops with fancy little treats 🥰

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Did my review today (a bullshit process by a lady who idk how she can fill anything out since she never fuckin comes in on nights) but i should be getting a raise so that's fun

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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The USA has just bombed Iran

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Saw a single edit and had to binge dead boy detectives about it and now im upset

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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Pet sitting is in fact work and I do make it more work with my knowledge base and the amount I read into the animals behavior

But I am functionally making like $400 this week to sit on someone's couch and watch their netflix

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crazy how most of us made friends on here because we were going insane about the same 2 freaks at the same time. like oh you’re up thinking about them too?

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It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.

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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

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Baby's first torah reading in August???? 😬🙃