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Even Dirtier!

Send me "Even dirtier!"

                    Dwarves were obviously different in many aspects, at least                    compared to Hobbits. And time and time again, their cultures                    would clash and they'd either be in an awkward situation or                    they wouldn't understand each other at all, but some times                    they'd finally understand that they weren't talking about the                    same thing due to their cultures. So after some time, when-                    ever Bilbo felt confused about something, he'd simply ask if                    he had understood correctly or what the dwarf meant by what                    he had said. Now, the situation was not different.

                                                             ❝ Are you asking me to have sex with you? ❞

                    It wasn't like Bilbo was about to deny it, but he also didn't want to                    accept it and then find out Thorin meant another thing entirely.                    Better to clarify things before agreeing to them, Bilbo thought.

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Send me "Even dirtier!" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

NSFW SPECIAL 2.0

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Send me "that’s dirty" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.

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the "brutally kills their characters" authors squad

aquarius, virgo, capricorn, leo, gemini

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▬▬wishlist;

pls consider:

a walk to remember au. spoiler alert: one of them dies in the end!!!

hogwarts au!

beauty and the beast au with maybe wild!thorin or smaug because of reasons

nerds meet on the internet because one is a fanfic writer and the other is a fan au (bagginshield maybe? or maybe not, whatever)

KIDS AU (characters being kids)

PARENTS AU (characters having kids together/adopting/sth)

x-men au pls

mute!bilbo au

modern middle earth au 

land of stories au (either they’re a character from there or they ended up there)

met at summer camp when teenagers, fell in love but lost contact afterwards, years later they meet again au

s o u L M A TE  AU OKAY? (you see colour for the first time when you see the person or you are born with their names written in your body, or anything really)

angel and demon au (omg if this is with another bilbo it’ll be lovely, but it doesn’t need to be of course)

CRACK (any crack okay)

and basically this i guess? i hope someone’s interested in anything.

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No mercy no more

                  To every light, there was a darkness. To every good thing, there                   was something bad. To every angel, there was their demon form.                   It had been a  f a c t  since the beginning of the times. To have                   balance, everything good ▬ love, peace, kindness, heaven ▬                   needed something bad to keep their existence ▬ such as hatred,                   war, malice, hell. All in all, there was   h a r m o n y; though not                   necessarily a good one. Yet, angels and demons could go on with                   their duties and tasks without many interruptions. Of course, when it                   was concerning the Earth and the humans, one tried to make the                   other fail. Angels wanted to keep the purity and innocence of the                   humans, while demons tried to corrupt them in any way they could.                   They kept each other on their toes, making things difficult to  b o t h                   sides, but if Bilbo the angel had any say in this, he'd say the demons                   were winning. And that was mostly all it needed to fuel his urge to                   help humans. More often than not, Bilbo the angel would go to Earth                   to do good deeds and some times he'd meet some demons on the                   way. And even a couple of times he had met Bilbo the demon. It had                   been interesting, if not a bit infuriating, but most of the times, Bilbo the                   angel tried not to think of the demon and what he was up to. At least                   until he met him again on Earth.

                                                             ❝ Good morning. Are you here                                                               to try and corrupt a soul again? ❞

                  He sniffled, a bit concerned that the demon was there. The angel                   was going to try and help a poor family who needed his support to                   keep up their faith and their integrity for the father of the family had                   been thinking in stealing to buy his children food. Bilbo had thought                   in ways of helping without making him do such a thing ▬ food and                   fairness would come to him if he kept his faith, but if the demon was                   there to try and do the exact opposite of what he planned, things                   would just get more complicated.

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‘But no living man am I! You look upon a w o m a n.’

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▬▬▬ringless;

okay i need ideas/suggestions for young (teenager) bilbo. can anyone help?

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thorin holds onto bilbo’s arm and pulls him closer as he says ‘I’m glad you’re here’

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"So, you come here often?"

Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition

                  Bilbo wasn't a club person. In fact, he was more of a 'stay at home                   and watch netflix' kind of person. Even 'stay at home and read on a                  Saturday night' would fit him better than going clubbing. So it was a                  s h o c k  to even himself when he agreed on going to a gay club with                   Gandalf. The old man had disappeared within the first three minutes                  after they entered the club and Bilbo had given up on finding him                  about ten minutes later. The only solution, at least for now, was to get                  a drink and  w a i t. Two beers and a shot of tequila later, Bilbo was                   determined to just catch a taxi and go back home and sleep and                  never let Gandalf talk him in going places with him again. Before he                   could even think about getting out of the stool he was in, Bilbo heard                  a grave voice close to him. He turned, regardless of his best judge-                  ment of just ignoring, but Bilbo was slightly ▬ or maybe 'enough' ▬                   drunk and did people actually use those pick up lines? 

                                                             ❝ Really? So many things you could've                                                              said and you approach me with this line? ❞

                  However, squinting his eyes so he could see the man better in the dim                   light, Bilbo thought that wow, that was a very fine man. Maybe it hadn't                   been such a  b a d   i d e a  coming here in the end. Licking his lips and                  obviously eyeing the man, Bilbo talked again.

                                                             ❝ You know what? I'll let you buy me a                                                               drink and maybe have a dance or two.                                                                And then I'll decide what we'll do. Alright? ❞

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YESSSSSSSH

we can start by are they in which year? what are their houses? (i'm still conflicted if i make bilbo a gryffindor or a ravenclaw or even a hufflepuff tbh) do they already know each other? will they be bffs? all the questions tbh

asexualsteverogers said: Yes hello hogwarts au??? (queenthorinoferebor)

omG I JUST NOTICED YOU REPLIED TO THIS sorry my activity was a butt bUT YES HOGWARTS AU!!!!! queenthorinoferebor / asexualsteverogers

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asexualsteverogers said: Yes hello hogwarts au??? (queenthorinoferebor)

omG I JUST NOTICED YOU REPLIED TO THIS sorry my activity was a butt bUT YES HOGWARTS AU!!!!! queenthorinoferebor / asexualsteverogers

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▬▬wishlist;

pls consider:

a walk to remember au. spoiler alert: one of them dies in the end!!!

hogwarts au!

beauty and the beast au with maybe wild!thorin or smaug because of reasons

nerds meet on the internet because one is a fanfic writer and the other is a fan au (bagginshield maybe? or maybe not, whatever)

KIDS AU (characters being kids)

PARENTS AU (characters having kids together/adopting/sth)

x-men au pls

mute!bilbo au

modern middle earth au 

land of stories au (either they’re a character from there or they ended up there)

met at summer camp when teenagers, fell in love but lost contact afterwards, years later they meet again au

s o u L M A TE  AU OKAY? (you see colour for the first time when you see the person or you are born with their names written in your body, or anything really)

angel and demon au (omg if this is with another bilbo it’ll be lovely, but it doesn’t need to be of course)

CRACK (any crack okay)

and basically this i guess? i hope someone’s interested in anything.

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-  { their bilbo makes me cry tears of blood tbh they are so fricking good  -  like honestly you all need to go and follow this bilbo rn bc when they write  -  i can hear bilbo's voice  -  and the mun is such a kind person and i am just constantly in awe of their writing ngl }  -

written by the amazing durxns and i just can't anymore

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Muse A is a dance teacher for little girls and boys and she loves inspiring new dancers. Muse B has a son, daughter, or a sibling that takes dance lessons with Muse A. One day after class is done Muse B is late and Muse A takes care of the little dancer until they arrive. As a form of thank you, Muse B offers to take Muse A to dinner where something sparks between them.

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the desolation of smaug: a summary