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I think it's a psyop that interests like sewing, gardening, livestock keeping, foraging, hunting, food preservation etc. are framed as "conservative" and immediately met with suspicion in activist circles. Aren't we as "leftys" supposed to take the means of food production into our own hands, minimize dependancy on large industries and reduce the exploitation of workers???

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mood recently

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Martin Scorsese and Isabella Rossellini (1981)

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Time for another installment in my imaginary Muppet Princess Bride series! This one was yet another natural fit, Beaker's head-tuck thing felt perfect for this moment where Fezzik "Jogs" the Albino's memory.

Drawing this scene made me realise what a nightmare casting Sweetums as Fezzik and Pepe as Inigo would be to actually film. How the heck do you shoot a whole movie with these two sharing the screen together? Luckily I don't have to figure that out, and can just cheat their respective scales when I draw.

I'm not quite happy with how I drew the action of the second panel, but after waffling about this drawing for a while I think I just need to release it into the wind or risk it never seeing the light of day. I'm also pretty slow at drawing, so sometimes I take so long on these illustrations that the joke stops seeming funny and I start second guessing whether it was ever funny to begin with. So thanks to my pals on the Tough Pigs discord for reassuring me that this joke does indeed still work.

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The sperm donor of my sister-in-laws kid wasn’t even driving, but he grabbed the wheel and jerked it to make her drive off the road with the kid in the backseat, maybe three months old. Even when they aren’t driving, they’ll try to weaponize vehicles against you.

This becomes all the more sinister when you realize that car safety features are not designed with women in mind, and are actually more likely to cause harm than save their lives.

Ban men from driving.

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There's something I've noticed recently, it weirded me out at first, but actually it makes sense. I've become less GNC since I've embraced radical feminism.

I say "embraced" radical feminism as in like, I've held radfem beliefs for more than 15 years but it's only in the last three years or so that I've decided to look into the theory and focus a lot of my free time on it. It has become a big part of my life.

Now don't get me wrong I still don't shave, and I still don't wear makeup, I never have.

But all my life, as a little autistic girl, a transmasc lesbian, and now a detrans lesbian, I rejected everything I deemed feminine on principle. It felt like a trap. It felt like a cage.

My mother didn't let me dress myself until quite late. As soon as I became old enough to take things into my own hands, I cut my hair short. I still remember the next day when I came to school. I was around 13 I think. The harassment I was already a victim of became way worse because of my hair, but I never regretted it.

As the years went by I gradually stopped wearing skirts and dresses, as well as jewellery. I also cut my hair shorter and shorter. I kept a buzzcut for almost ten years. As a kid/teen, I hated the color pink. I hated flower prints and frills. I hated romance fiction and "girly" music. It felt like what society wanted me to like, and I rejected it all because I was desperate to break free of the mold. As a teen as I put on weight and reached my adult shape, binding my chest became more and more difficult and painful... But to me it was better than the alternative.

Cut to now, I'll be 28 this year. I've never felt more free to just... Be myself. I let my hair grow out a bit and honestly it just looks way better on me lol. I wear jewellery from time to time, and I don't overthink it. My style of clothing isn't super feminine, but it's not something I think about. I'm just trying to be comfortable. I don't care if my cleavage shows. Yeah I hate that men look at it, but I shouldn't have to change MY behaviour. I'm just existing in the world, growing more and more misandrist every day 🤍

I was making myself crazy trying to go against expectations at all costs, I was overthinking everything and obsessing over every aspect of myself. I'm just natural now. No I don't leave the house with a loincloth and twigs in my hair, I just do what I like because this shit is all fake anyway. There's no such thing as femininity and masculinity. None of it matters. My time on Earth is limited and I'm not gonna spend it caring about how I'm perceived because of aesthetic choices.

I know that no matter how hard I tried to fight it, I have been socialized a certain way since birth. But I can't keep making myself sick over it. If I have a daughter one day, I'll do everything in my power to do better by her. As for me, what's done is done and I can't keep hating myself forever. Yeah I'm a woman, yeah some things I like are stereotypically associated with womanhood/girlhood. What's important is that I'm aware of how the world shaped me, aware of what it all means (and doesn't mean) for me and other women.

I'm exactly like other women, because women are just human beings who happened to be born female. It's the one thing we have in common. No matter how I live, I'll die a woman. I might as well enjoy the ride as much as possible. I love myself and I love y'all.

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(DOORBELL. Enter the LESBIANS.)

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there is a crazy dude on twitter who takes photos of athletes from different sports and finds them an art piece that fits exactly with the photo and the PRECISION he does it is amazing

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Wlw pride (pt. 3) ⚢ 🏳️‍🌈🌈

[pt. 1] [pt. 2]

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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Pride Nuns Part II

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⚢ WE ARE EVERYWHERE ⚢

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let’s warm up with mama

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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Fëanor, son of Finwë, High King of the Exiled Noldor and he thinks that sacrificing your critical thinking skills to the whims and machinations of techbros is THE WORK OF MORGOTH WRITTEN INTO THE ODE THAT ARDA SINGS and that to do so IS TO SHAME YOURSELF AND YOUR UNLIMITED POTENTIAL. BE FREE. BE FREE AND CREATE WORKS OF WONDER YET UNTOLD

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Let’s give judging stares with mama

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Also, a good amount of men’s suicides are murder/suicides in which they kill their partner, kids, or else just go on a shooting spree and kill strangers, and then, to avoid any responsibility, they will commit suicide. A lot of those male suicides also have several innocent bystanders attached to them that don’t get mentioned when talking about male suicide statistics. While I do feel greatly for anyone, female or male, who suffers from depression and suicidal ideation, I cannot find it in me to have any sympathy for men who decide to take others with them when they go.

Hey so I’m aware that it is also men’s mental health month and I just wanted to remind everyone that the reason why men’s suicide rates are so high is because men tend to choose more violent ways to do it which leads to them not surviving their attempts.

Women actually attempt more but we tend to choose less violent ways (like pills) which means we survive our attempts more.

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'The Three Fates' by Alexander Rothaug, 1910