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sometime you’re naked…. sometimes you’re not. depends

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the internet has ruined riddles. hows the riddle market supposed to succeed when u can just look up the answer to any old riddle on ur damn phone. have some respect

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Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

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When you hold a baby and they lay their head on your chest

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no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

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In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

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me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

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caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

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File this under: Things they don’t teach you in school. Wow.

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X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes

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do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?

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me vaccinating my future children

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Teachers should let kids eat and drink in class, I have no idea why high school teachers act like tiny dictators of their pathetic kingdoms. Like, let them go to the bathroom, if they are hungry let them eat, if they are thirsty let them drink.

It shouldn’t really be so difficult.