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A ray of sunshine

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Astarion reminded me of someone...

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If House came out in the 2020s there would absolutely be an episode where House steals a vape from a teenage patient with the intent of mocking them and ends up getting really into it. Cuddy tries to stop him from vaping in the hospital but it turns out there’s a loophole in the anti smoking rules that mean e-cigs aren’t technically banned.

While Cuddy is on a mission to fix the rules, House is collecting the grossest, sweetest vape flavours he can find. Foreman’s pissed because House keeps blowing smoke in his face, Chase finds this really funny and Cameron is unsuccessfully trying to stage an intervention. Wilson just puts his hands on his hips and asks that House refrains from vaping in front of his lung cancer patients.

Somehow the episode ends with the reveal that cotton candy vape juice was the only thing keeping the patient alive and House’s vaping habit was actually genius medical research. Cameron and Wilson are relieved House doesn’t actually have a new addiction. Episode ends with House taking one last puff of his vape and then going to put in it the bin before reconsidering and pocketing it. This is never brought up again

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Creative Block on everything. I die twice

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house md js crazy because a patient will have some kind of sickness and house will be like “the patient has an acute form of an infection because of a vacation 15 years ago to peru when they picked up a rare dormant bacteria that lives in the anus and has only been seen 2 times since 1790 which also happens to have an incubation rate of 14.9 years. there is no known treatment but it's okay because a flower from the highest peak in China has been shown to have positive effects” and Now foreman is scaling everest for a patient who's going to die in 2 hours if he doesn't get it

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No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

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Im sorry guys I can’t stop making those shitty memes

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rip house, you would’ve loved buzzfeed quizzes

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🎶 La petite fille de la mer

W.i.p

My beautiful star 💫🌟✨️

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That was my experience the first time I stole it

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ive been saying !!

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On today’s yee haw episode, Laezel doesn’t understand the need for hats. (I’m learning to draw her, IM DOIN IT WEE :D)

Astarion merely looked at the sun and immediately got burnt, I relate.

Also a colored comic?? My hand was CRAMPING.

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"In the end .... you choose them .... not me."

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Brooo, every time I play other route, grgrgrgr the pain the painnn!!!! 😭😭😭 ma babyyy!!!

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Btw, I was planning a tumblr live, do a "draw with me" kind of stream, but I don't know how?? Like I can't find the streaming feature anywhere?? Someone pls help 🙏😭

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Stop scrolling!! Dr. Chase is asking you an important medical question

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I love it when he’s covered in blood 🩸

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Karlach…that’s not-