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People at bars leave good tips. They probably don't even realize how well they're tipping because they're so shitfaced, but it's still nice. Thank you drunk people of New York.

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I have never been more exhausted in my entire life.

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The crazy New Years people are already gathering in Times Square. I haven't seen so many drunk and colorful people since I lived in Doncaster.

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Por que no las dos?

So do I call it Christmas sex or birthday sex?

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It's Christmas Eve! It's also my birthday, but more importantly, it's Christmas Eve.

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I'm already doing all that stuff so I guess I'm grown up. Ew, that's weird. I kinda just want to stop at the age of 21 and then be immortal. That is my goal in life.

But growing up is good. You can vote. And eventually legally drink. And get married, and have kids, and do all that adult shit. We all grow up. It’s sorta required, unless you’re immortal.

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But then I'll still be older. Can I just not get old? Ever?

You could give yourself sedatives, it could work. Or kill you. Who knows.

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Can I just skip the whole part where I become 19 on Tuesday and just go to Christmas?

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That won't happen. Don't you know me by now? I can probably get a discounts on anything I would like to buy. I'm a very... motivated shopper.

Thanks, Tinkerbell. I can always feel your confidence in me from miles away.

What if everything is sold out and like, extra expensiv-o? You may end up kinda screwed, and not in the good way.

I have faith in you. Late-y McLaterson.

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I'm horrible, I know. I promise I'll get it done by this week.

Terrible excuse. Just awful. I got my shopping for you, Ava, and like 8 other people done already. Get your ass in gear, big brother.

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I know, Mushu. But I'm... lazy.

Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow.

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Shit! I have a week until Christmas and I have still haven't even gone shopping for gifts.

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♬ 4/365 ”Let It Go“ | Demi Lovato

Let it go, let it go can’t hold it back anymore let it go, let it go turn my back and slam the door

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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose. Yuletide carols being sung by choir. And folks dressed up like eskimos.

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That is a great way to explain it. 10/10 would recommend. I like playing in it still.

Snow is like if Jesus cried crystallized tears and made it fluffy somehow. Do recommend.

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Snow is so pretty. I love snow.

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Met an old lady at the grocery store today. She told me I had one of the nicest asses in the world. I think I found a new best friend.