7ft girlfriend upset because she accidentally crushed the spider when trying to catch it
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TLT Dash Simulator Pt 2
⚔️ cav4cav
Crazy take but people with natural thanergy can swing a sword too if they want to. It literally doesn't hurt you at all.
💜 necromxntic Follow
"people with natural thanergy" you mean necromancers. if you mean necromancers, say necromancers.
🦇 gaiuspilled-necrocel Follow
It could hurt me if they hit me with a sword :(
⚔️ cav4cav
I shouldn't have to say this but I guess I do!!! If you believe natural thanergy = inherent necro, STAY OFF OF MY BLOG!!
#howww do these people even keep finding my blog #i am literally a thanergetic cavalier you do not believe i exist stay the fuck away
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🩸 bloodnblingee Follow
Seventh gifset for anon!! I loveeee the seventh house aesthetic so much, sorry about the disease :( hope u like this!!
#seventh house #anon #request #gif edit #7th
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The Only Heaven I'll Be Sent To (Alone With You)
Fandom: Religious RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Emperor Undying (Necrolord Prime) / The Saint of Patience (Augustine The First)
Characters: Emperor Undying (Necrolord Prime), The Saint of Patience (Augustine The First), The Saint of Joy (Mercymorn The First)
Tags: Smut, Angst, Apostles to Lovers, Kissing, Friends With Benefits, Pining, Blasphemy, Religion Kink, PWP
Summary: Our Lord and Resurrector brings something else to life-- his first saint's libido. Beginning starts a little slow but after that it's mostly just Jaugustine fucking and sucking LOL
Keep reading
#rpf #religious fanfiction #fanfic #fanfiction #augustine the first #emperor undying #necrolord prime #jaugustine #emperor john gaius #nsft
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💀 drearybruh Follow
when yr a fucking meal but she only ever wanted a snack
💀 drearybruh Follow
it's fine. im fine. im doing great fuck you
💎 saintofawe ☑️ Follow
L + Ratio + Found your vent blog Gibbon (:
#and when our lord and emperor confronts me about cruelty towards his second-choice daughter figure I will remind him ever so gracefully that you do it to yourself #like the Radiohead song
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💉 se7en Follow
weekly poll!! <3
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🪩 3flesh5end Follow
THE TOWER PRINCES ARE 19 AND 23????
🪩 3flesh5end Follow
GET THEM OFF THE BATTLEFIELD THEY SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB!!!!
#not to defend a war criminal but kiriona is literally just a girl in the universe.... #let her dance! #come to the third girl i could treat you better
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nope.
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“When our lives are over and all that remains
Are our skulls and bones let's take it to the grave
Hold me in your arms, hold me in your arms
I'll be buried here with you
And I'll hold in these hands, all that remains”
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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.
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a man, shaking and sniffling: why do you still need feminism….you can vote….and there’s a chance that i’ll go to prison if i kill you…….what more could you want…….
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even the iron still fears the rot🗡️💀⛓️
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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap
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"I've lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you."
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i finished Gideon the Ninth yesterday, and oh boy. that ending 😭 please no spoilers for the rest of the series, i am going in blind and i'm very excited
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Widows.
Fiona Wachter/Lydia Petrovna from Curse of Strahd
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oho ! well. the final shape CE books are released online now (still waiting for mine in person) and there is already so much to unpack,,,but also,,,not much at all because its. t. the au ♥
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Riding home.
hurts me each time to read Camilla get hurt...
and OH MY GOD it's such a well written scene, I loved it so much.
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