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has this been done before. it's been plaguing me in my dreams so i had to make it real.
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Befriending an artist who you deeply admire probably never ceases entirely to feel totally bewildering and surreal.
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the carplay connection sound trend got me my car now says “Logged. Commanding officer is aboard, XO Pressley stands relieved” and its so small and stupid but brings me a small joy getting into my car
#shut up sir#if i get sick of it ill change it to like the galaxy map sound or just turn it off lmao
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
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"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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The war between Iran and Israel has ended. The war between two countries has been resolved, while the war between a country and a city has not been resolved yet. Do you hate Gaza? Do you hate the Palestinians?
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms
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heartbreaking: gamer puts 80+ hrs into a modern game and the ending is quoted as “mid”
#shut up sir#finished the odyssey portion if ac odyssey and well im whelmed for sure#wdym i had two choices i fucked up on and that affected my ending#and wdym the cult storyline. which was intertwined with the conflict in the odyssey line. did not come together#ill still finish the cultist part but idk about the lame ass atlantis shit what the hell#whatever it was still an overall good time#despite the two characters i liked most being in scripted deaths#and that i ended up w the loser family member ending
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sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you
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