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Zukki week 2025.

Day 3: Stargazing.

This is an idea read in a fanfic.

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Alternatively:

REVERSE ROBINS!! 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

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Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

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the transgender porn artist is one of the most vital members of our modern society.

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Day 2: Wing AU

This was just an excuse to draw something based off Le génie du mal

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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

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yknow what fuck it

if y’all get this post to 10k until the end of my summer break i’m gonna go back to school with painted nails and maybe eyeliner if i can manage

(please don’t) (please do)

y’all have til the 1st of september, good luck

spamming allowed, if not encouraged

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Butch Icon

With her little pink accessories??? OH I love her

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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

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“shark infested waters” bro they just live there 

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modern batfam is so fcking funny to me wdym dick grayson (27) would be born on 1998, cass (25) 2000s, and then jason todd (21) is fcking 2004 (my age??)... and tim drake (17) is 2008?????

DAMIAN WAYNE (15) IS 2010. THAT'S SO WEIRD

this is like rough estimations btw its just so weird

like wdym modern bruce wayne is the same year my mother was born.

they're all unhinged fcking gen z mfers holy fuck

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everytime i get 6 likes on a post i quit my job and move to los angeles

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"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

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everytime i get 6 likes on a post i quit my job and move to los angeles

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