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its required that every day you think about women kissing

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Degree in wildlife biology was NOT the choice to be making under this administration

The way a Bachelors degree is the equivalent to a written recommendation from a former store manager at a Circuit City now. Just nuke us already fuck.

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This fucks actually

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

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*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

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how about you stop talking about girl math and girl dinner and start talking about girls kissing and girl love.

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Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

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WHO GIVE A SHIT !!! <333

illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

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“Remember that I am thy creature; I ought to be thy Adam”, hand-knit tapestry

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me at night: just one more wikipedia article before bed

3 hours later: ooh taoist sexual practices that seems interesting