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these hoes don't want a solution they just want someone to talk to

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The year is 2100. Disney has released the animated remake of the film adaptation of the stage version of the live-action remake of the CGI remake of the live action remake of the animated film The Little Mermaid. Ariel is played by FiZzYwAtEr75, a 15-year-old cosmetics influencer on the popular social advertising network Purchis. Prince Jander (renamed to keep up with contemporary conventions) is a digital recreation of the late Timothee Chalamet, which is perceived as a touching tribute to his life and work. Having signed away the rights to his likeness, his family are not reimbursed for his use in the film.

To avoid controversy, the character of Ursula the Sea Witch has been cut altogether. Her replacement is Genevieve the Plus-Size Merlady, a serene character who has no role in the plot. Instead of the Ursula storyline, Ariel gains human legs by genetically engineering herself with her brilliant scientific knowledge, and she loses her voice because she trips and falls throat-first on a big rock. Her final line in the film, however, is to affirm that her husband the Prince should always be obeyed and loved, and her place as a woman is beneath him. This combination ensures the film has appeal for both feminists and bigots.

Aside from these elements, the plot and characters remain mostly unchanged, with the exception of King Triton (now Mr. Triton the undersea business mogul), Sebastian (now a clownfish who speaks with an Australian accent), Flounder (whose gambling addiction subplot in the previous version has been excised), Scuttle (who now cannot fly), and the fact that Ariel is now trying to start a small catering business on land instead of securing the Prince’s love. Also, the film features the first transgender character in the Disney canon, a pink fish named Leslie who has no lines and appears for 24 seconds in the corner of a single shot. The film has grossed 9 billion dollars at the box office.

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some people seem to think "make people sit in a room and get lectured about something" is like in the category of possible solutions to social ills. and im not sure it basically ever is

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distinct pronouns for "I don't know the referent's gender", "the referent is hypothetical/of unknown identity, gender undetermined", "I know the referent's gender but I'm refusing to say", "the referent has nonbinary gender", "the referent is a genderless person", etc., just to make things worse

Frank Herbert would cheerfully get the Bene Gesserit speaking conlangs like this

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I'm all accepting and shit until I see a language that accepts single or double quotes for strings and I turn into a frothing lunatic; pick a fucking side you debauched reprobates

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ok thanks

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actually the real reason why so many trans women are becoming doggirls is so that we can get into womens' sports on air bud rules

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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

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show up to CS interview. have never touched a computer in my life. they ask me to program something for the interview. i vibe code it in 15 minutes. they check it out. the interviewer doesn't know how to make it run: they're also a vibe coder. get the job. make a billion dollars a year at microsoft

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the pendulum is going to swing back so hard to woke, it will be unbelievable. you're going to be arrested if you go out without pronoun pins

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illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.