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Have you seen the game godus because this is exactly what it looks like


This Unbelievable Glass Table Is Modeled After The Ocean Depths created by Christopher Duff
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hey r u the penis guy?
i have no idea what this is referring to but all things considered yeah i probably am
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in the spongebob universe, nosferatu canonically lives in the ocean and enjoys pranks
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me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying

me:
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off
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So I finally caught him in the act of escaping
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Wear it with a green morph suit

EVIL CORN MASK LMFAO WHO WOULD THINK OF THIS
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when you draw a good hand

when you draw TWO good hands

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i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
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turn on: the rolls and cinnamon butter from texas roadhouse
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Scribblenauts preparing for the skeleton war.
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Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
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EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.
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