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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse
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he's jesus i mean cmon
also that's me in the left corner
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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?
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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
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any deep breathers online? any fans of a really good deep breath? how about a nice hearty yawn? breathing in a bunch of air feels so good
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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
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this is the fate most posts suffer
Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure
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top places to publicly overshare online:
tumblr blog
youtube comment section of a song
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