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People are drawing Twink Bill Cipher in sexually precarious situations with men again, nature is healing!

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bert and ernie go to ikea

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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

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Not now kitten. Daddy is watching two old white guys in the throes of rigor mortis battle for the fate of our land

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.

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Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

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there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

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"I reported her because she was posting NSFW without mature labels which is against TOS!!!" you'd narc on someone for having their tits out at a gay bar because it's illegal you simply are not trustworthy

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Once I learn how to stop being me it’s over for y’all

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I know it's because of how Melinoë was raised but like the deference she shows to others is wild compared to Zagreus, who mentally categorizes everyone he meets into "homie" or "hater" and acts accordingly

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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys