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little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes
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haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it
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Poppin bottles in the ice like a blizzard when we drink we do it right gettin scissored
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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
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doctor diagnosed me with a kind heart and dope soul
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If someone ever was sucking my strap I would be able to feel it due to my delusional and hypochondriac nature
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Improbable Compatibility Store / Patreon
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u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine
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the sheer power of fran lebowitz in this photo
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i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history
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