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My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”

It was this:

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every time i read this i laugh deliriously 

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bran, whispering to himself: [strategically propping his wheelchair in convenient corners to lock dead eyes with any new person showing up to winterfell] this is gonna be so fucking funny

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pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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Когда приехал от бабушки

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Art by mrainbowwj (Wenjun Mao) on deviantart.

Music: BETWEEN FRIENDS - affection (Official Video)

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Somebody airdropped this to me in class…

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Fucking dropped him…

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How do you catch a hawk?!

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I thought I had barbecue spice on my finger but it was just blood 

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“again”

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