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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUSHROOM RAHHHHH💥💥💥💥

@mushr0oms-and-m0ss

Thank you for being one of if not my closest friend online and dealing with my shit for like 2 years now-

CONTINUE TO LIVE PLEASE DONT DIE🫶

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“A serpent has slithered into the garden”

SHADOW MILK I KNOW ITS YOU JUST COME OUT

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Hm...

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What do you think about Trans!male Telemachus? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Also Is It okay if I get a doodle of Trans Telemachus? If its okay(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Odysseus fighting for his life to get home

Meanwhile Telemachus in his diplomatic mission:

i lost the request that asked for telestratus so i had to sneak a lil trans telemachus in

also this is from my kinda abandoned Hermes mentor AU where he mentors Tele instead of Athena in his "diplomatic mission" (kissing boys)

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When you’re so broke you write fanfiction as a birthday gift for your friend😭

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Bro I have 6 siblings, 5 older than me, the oldest is 30, and none of them are married💀 I want to go to a wedding SO BAD

Anyway, I’ve been doing fine, finals are looming over me like a hungry lion but I should be fine(hopefully)

I ALSO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND :D

The “Canadian” in your bio knocked me out💀

Hiii tho! How have you been?

Lol

Hi shade, ive been okay, going through the motions of stuff for achool but im getting it over with, sisters weddibg is soon so yay

How are u?

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That’s cool!

I’ve been fighting my way through SOLs and Finals, just got to make it to the end of school😌

But I’ve been good mostly! I have a girlfriend now which is insane work but that happened!

I’ve been steady updating the novel I’m writing and I’m hoping to have it published by the end of my high school years(I’m ending sophomore year now) so that’s great!

But I definitely get the perpetually tired bit-

School is doing me like Hulk did Loki in Avengers💀

Hi Cal!

I haven’t spoken to you for a while so I just wanted to know how you’re doing :)

Hi love! Ive missed you, how have you been?

I am perpetually exhausted /lh. Lots of shit going on but I'm clawing my way through it. I've got a full time job nannying now which has been amazing for me, and I'm house sitting this week which means minimal exposure to my house

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Ok so life update for online friends who thought I was dead

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

AND WE KISSED LAST SATURDAY(well…more like made out but shhhhhhh)

I’D NEVER KISSED ANYONE BEFORE

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Thank you for the tag!(I promise I’m seeing the other ones I just don’t know what to do with them)

My pfp is Stardust Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom! But specifically when he’s a boss because he(or they(?) are GORGEOUS even in base form which is below

He’s so me fr you don’t understand-

@vio-starzz @mushr0oms-and-m0ss @shadowlinktheshadow @raven-does-artstuff-894 @trippygalaxy 🫶

Reblog and tell us why your pfp is what it is

mine is my Sheikah OC, Plum, and Paya, her girlfriend

@angrypinkbunny @chatter-crow @magowlio @amberstone-16 @i-love-zelda-16 @plateapus

anyone else can join :3

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Erm open tags cause idk who-

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Guys my friend is so goofy

What a goofy goober she is🫶

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Kinda a vent but not really, it’s about being hypersexual

And I guess mentions of sexual fantasies are here…?

Being hypersexual is so weird man

Because wdym one of my friends just turned me on??? Like???

And I’m not uncomfortable but it’s WEIRD

Like, I shouldn’t be rubbing my thighs together over something that was meant to be a joke, but I am and I feel shameless

Like YES I desperately want to have sex but AUGH IM IN HIGH SCHOOL AND HAVE A UTERUS SO IM ALSO SCARED

But they can’t get me pregnant, can they…?

AUGH SHADE GET IT TOGETHER

YES I’ve dreamed of having someone put their mouth on me-

YES I’ve dreamed of using toys that I don’t have

BUT THAT’S YOUR FRIEND AND THEM TURNING YOU ON IS CRAZY

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Okay so-

I wanted to draw Time in a new light PLUS!!! This man is a creaking 40 year old, and he deserves the wrinkles of an ages man!

So have my new way of drawing him and the old way! <3

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SWORD RAHHHHH

@mushr0oms-and-m0ss @trippygalaxy @vio-starzz @shadowlinktheshadow SWORD PICREW RAHHHHH

Tag game!

Make your own sword!

@werewolfadmirer @whatonearthisgoingon @leoluvsgreenday @siriuslyobsessed394 @percyweasleyapologist @rey-just-here and anyone else!

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I’m gonna send this to you like every 2 years or smth BE READY🫶

this fuckin thing is gonna haunt me till the end of my days dhasfhasfha

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AUGH THIS IS STILL AMAZING YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE

Also the ootlink-is-love user is so crazy to me

THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO LIKE DANG

@ootlink-is-love @ootlink-is-love @ootlink-is-love I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT ASDJFKLFSJL

LOOK AT YOURSELF-BUT-NOT

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It’s funny now because it didn’t work out

But I still have no shame of getting him on my lap🤷🏽‍♂️

AND I’D DO IT AGAIN YESSIR

Being friends with a twink is so hard😭😭😭

Like I’m ATTRACTED to TWINKS, I been knew this, but like IRL??? AUGH

LIKE A FEW WEEKS AGO

We were joking around and then he went to the bathroom and this girl whose our friend took his seat. So then he came back and was like “I don’t have anywhere to sit” so then I joked and like slapped my thigh and went “right here pretty boy”, y’know, like friends do

AND THEN HE ACTUALLY SAT DOWN ON MY THIGH AND I-

THEN HE WAS SO NONCHALANT ABOUT IT WHILE I WAS SILENTLY LOSING MY SHIT😭

This happened weeks ago and yet I still keep pissing myself off that I didn’t put my hands around his HOURGLASS WAIST

I JUST- AUGH

I might be attracted to him…but not romantically…which is weird…BUT ANYWAY

🥰twinks🥰