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Temporarily transitioning from a man to a woman who doesn’t smoke weed for a few weeks, call that a T-break

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the doctor emotionally monologuing at the daleks and then it cutting to shots like this is one of my favorite parts of dw

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french people will jacque ouffe their beauxnarè

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new soup! i managed to almost obliterate an entire roll so rip to whatever those photos were of but i must admit. it looks sick as hell

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The nerd from The Polar Express is completely fucking wrong when he talks about the engine. He says the engine is "a Baldwin 2-8-4 S3-class Berkshire type steam locomotive built at the Baldwin Locomotive Works in 1931 and weighs 456,100 pounds"

This is what he *said* the Polar Express is..👇

Vs. What The Polar Express actually is...

Pere Marquette 1225 N-class 2-8-4 Berkshire type. Built by *Lima* Locomotive Works in *1941* and weighs 802,500 lb (364,000 kg)

This kid is just fucking wrong

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(job interview voice) so in many ways i would be this company's free use slut

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mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

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at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

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common bird dreams

you meet a deer and somehow they chirp perfectly but the things they tell you are incomprehensible

you're flying as hard as you can but you stay stuck in the same spot

every time you've nearly caught a tasty bug a cooler bird swoops in and steals it and it Keeps Happening

you're back in your parents nest except it looks different but you can tell it's supposed to be your parents nest

it's time to do a sexy dance for your crush but you forgot all the moves and also you have no feet

walking like a human (symbolizes freedom)

you're back in bird high school and you can't remember your seed locker combination

Huge Cat

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If my parents ever saw how long it takes me to choose what food I want to eat in the kitchen, they would think there’s something wrong with me

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during the wga/sag-aftra strike, we may see:

film in other countries continuing as usual, but those actors/writers are NOT crossing picket lines! other countries unions often have rules where they can’t strike in solidarity with american unions.

new indie movies separate from hollywood studios. indie movies can continue as usual too, and may even use union actors if they follow certain guidelines and/or get permission from the union.

awards shows, although they might look different and may be postponed. if there are award shows during the strike, there’s a chance they will just be live conferences announcing winners with no celebrations attached.

celebrities will not be promoting their work during this time— that WOULD be crossing the picket line! yes, this includes social media. they can still post on social media, as long as it doesn’t pertain to their work.

a lot more reality tv. this happened the last time there was a writers strike, and it will certainly happen again.

actors will also not be able to campaign for awards. this awards season is going to be a strange one.

propaganda from hollywood. they are already trying to flip the narrative by claiming they can break the unions, but they can’t. the strikers have the power. stand with them for however long this takes!

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For at least some speed-runners, this is canon.

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Sometimes i think the Grindr Hunks and Other Cock Monsters only want me cuz im 8 foot tall & made of reinforced steel they dont give a fck about my sexual emotions & mental poetry