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msssmmrrr again

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

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I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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elden ring doodle dump pt 1 (miquella, ranni, messmer)

mcquella

ranni

messmer the impaler

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one year of shadow of the erdtree aka one year of messmer

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I finally finished my little Messmer animation, only took me 6 months of on/off, trial/error and actual animating/clean uping work. It’s was a lot of work, but it’s cool to have an idea of something you’d like to do and then actually do it. You’l realise your ideas might not be as easy to create as you thought, and it sets your expectations for future endeavours a bit better.

I had in mind of do an Ansbach next, and even though he doesn’t have a second phase or anything of the sort, given how long Messmer took me to do, I think I will just not do it. Malenia would be awesome too, and I had a plan to do Miquella and Consort Radhan but there just isn’t enough hours in the day, of even years in my life, to make animations like these when I have a full time job and life stuff to do. 

This was all done on Procreate, and I originally had absolutely no idea how I would animate the transition from 1st phase to second, how I was going to make the helmet dissipate and the snake appear, but got there in the end, and was good to use my own brains to do the problem solving instead of some lame AI nonsense program. 

Anyway, today’s been a year since Shadow of the Erdtree released, thanks for reading and bye-bye

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This is the cutest!

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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agriculture is basically an infinite materials hack

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my 4 week old kitten Breezy from Real Life was confirmed intersex today by the vet and she has ambiguous genitalia! she's also kind of bald and tiny

Breezy from Real Life is intersex, and she has ambiguous genitalia! ... she's also kind of bald and tiny for whatever reason. Hope she recovers from being Bald and Tiny soon!

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Radiant Revival - Violet

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some crazy good fanfic in my google docs. whatever guy started writing it i hope he finishes it

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man