bird-emoji
bird-emoji
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Joey, sleeps a lot
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bird-emoji · 5 months ago
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bird-emoji · 5 months ago
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bird-emoji · 5 months ago
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Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|
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bird-emoji · 6 months ago
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Me when Eggman complained that he was, quote, "undesirable to all possible genders"
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bird-emoji · 6 months ago
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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Enough psychoanalysing why people have kinks. We need to psycholanalyse why they don't. Like you don't enjoy getting tied up? Clearly your tumultuous upbringing has given you a patholgical need to be in control at all times. Don't like fauxcest? That's because your petite-bourgeois class background means you view the nuclear family as a pure and sacred institution, automatically reviling anything that undermines or subverts this. Not into piss? That's easy; you're scared of the piss gnomes
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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Me and my ancient spirit
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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doing fucked up rabbit experiments beyond your comprehension btw
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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Saw a post on Twitter that was like "I think it's entirely possible to be trans without dysphoria, but a lot of you are severely underestimating how much dysphoria you actually feel and how much you’ve let fade into background noise" and honestly? Yeah lol.
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes
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bird-emoji · 7 months ago
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bird-emoji · 8 months ago
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no really, i must go. bye now!
(original under the cut)
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