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miss ya glados

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rian johnson after writing glass onion, watching elon musk completely fuck over twitter like a petulant child, knowing his movie is coming out in just a few weeks

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STAR TREK CREATOR CHALLENGE

Favourite Nemesis ↳ Q portrayed by John de Lancie

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love love love that the guy who carried around a gun on his waist everywhere he went cause "you never know when shit's gonna go down" did not carry an epipen for his lethal food allergy

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mutuals i am. placing a very small very friendly baby dragon . in your hand :]

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All my merch is on sale this weekend 

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wanna hang out in silence doing our own things but occasionally showing each other stuff that made us laugh or will inflict psychic damage?

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FUCK ACADEMICS

IF YOU WRITE WORDS OR READ THEM FUCK OFF

AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, THIS POST IS BEING DICTATED TO OUR AMAZING BOURGEOIS PIG OF AN INTERN, STACY.  SHE’S REALLY QUITE GREAT EVEN IF SHE’S PARTICIPATING IN REIFICATION OF CONCEPTS

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i hate “anything but country” bitches. listen to some johnny cash and kill yourself

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moodboard for cute girls 🤩

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white queer anarchists will go online and go “OMG LOL 9/11 JOKE it’s ok i can make that joke bc im… gay… and america so so sucks :/ against me specifically” and then deliberately ignore muslims and arabs and middle eastern people talking about the trauma they’ve sustained post 9/11 for just Being Brown or Being Muslim. and think they’re so so performative. 

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spock / columbo / benoit blanc / nathan lane’s character albert from the birdcage … old queen dream blunt rotation

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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

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Sweet smell of summer 🌼