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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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i need a $10,000 grant to go cluuuuubbbingggg

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thought i should share

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they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

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but at the end of the day im just another faggot freak

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Your mama so understanding all is forgiven

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party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

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if i was gromit and i watched this fuckass gnome destroy my garden i would kill wallace with my bare fucking hands

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No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

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you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

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beatles biopic that opens right slam in the middle of the group jerk off . title drop on the first orgasm

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Dude imagine someone screaming their own name at climax. First middle and last

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its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car