birddad

[birddad]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[birddad]

are you even particularly passionate about cookies or did this just happen

serendipitously i genuinely love cookies and all baked goods a lot which makes the content research process very enjoyable

[birddad]

we should call it this again

[birddad]

[birddad]

Mary Mary quite contrary fuck my pussy til it scary!

[birddad]

at least 8 years ago, i saw an image that ive never been able to find again. i swear on my life that i posted it in a discord server that @karnalesbian was a mod of and she hated it so much she deleted it but she claims to have no recollection of these events and nobody else has ever heard of it. if you look up the string of words "you know i had to turn into darkiplier 2" you will almost certainly only find posts from me. at this point in my life ive accepted i will never find it again and that it falls to us to make a replica to keep the memory alive

[birddad]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[birddad]

there's just something so phallic about dick and cock

[birddad]

Why do they play this so fast live

[birddad]

comparative anatomy assignment from last year 🥩🥩🥩

[birddad]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[birddad]

[birddad]

birthday 🥳🥳

[birddad]

i work with this guy from ireland and conversations with him are such a treat. Bro! So daft 😂 has become a huge meme for me in my brain

[birddad]

anti-survival horror where you're desperately trying to die but everyone is keeping you alive

[birddad]

Sally just became a big sister to her baby brother Mohammed. Their mother Laila @laylaayman-blog2 has been fundraising trying to support their family through the awful conditions in Gaza, but it is hard for her to keep promoting her cause while taking care of a newborn, and donations have slowed as a result. She needs our help to share her campaign!

Please consider donating what you can, no amount is too small, and share if you cannot donate! Everything helps to get this campaign moving again, so that Laila can provide Sally and Mohammed with their basic needs!

Vetted by @bilal-salah0 , @90-ghost , @a-shade-of-blue , and @dlxxv-vetted-donations

[birddad]

forcefop him make him into a real dandy